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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #1

    Everybody! Let us PRAISE and THANK Jesus for His GIFTS!!!

    Hello friends,

    I awaked me up this morning and was suddenly felt: ''Wow! What wonderfully universe in what we live! I'm gonna priaise and thank Jesus for all the GIFTS He have gived to us!''

    So I'll be start!

    Thank you Jesus for:

    -Thank you for make me a woman! It mean I will gonna be mother some day for wonderfully childrens who praise at you!

    -Thank you for the Mediterraneo sea what calm my espirit every day when I get tense and a little 'loca' at the estart of every month.

    -Thank you for my hot temper and passion. They help me be persecuted for be too proud and they also help me whit martial arts when I get acosted by pervert drunks foreings turists.



    -Thank you for make me see the falseship of the Jehova Witness cos now you bringed me here for be safed! Thank you for get me out of that unsafe sects.

    -Thank you for make my ex-fiancé Paco the Pig do the ñaca-ñaca whit all those womens cos I realizated it was all one big lie and I'm glad I'm still pure.

    -Thank you for help me keeping my VIRGINITY cos it mean I'm a pure cristian girl whit a nice clean womb for getting babies up there and be the recepticle for the seed of my husband when you bless me whit one and whit the childrens what will eject from my nice clean and loving womb.

    -Thank you for the KJV - whit its imposible weird spellings that will safe me! I don't undrstand all it but I bellieve all it! (And thanks to Mitza for the KJV1611 Spanish translator)

    -Thank you for make me me. I am the more preciousest gift on myself if I can help espread the Love and wisenesses of you.

    -Thank you for my healthy. Thanks to You I have no probelms whit the healthy and have be blessed whit a athletic and goodly-proportionate body that will serve you well.

    -Thank you for the Springtime season what is here and bring up all the FLOWERS and butterflyers and pretty birds singing up the trees! It mean also that here in beutifull Alicante the weathers are hot and sunny and we can take off the heavy winter's clotheses and be confortable again and praise you and be HAPPY!

    -Thank you for the gift of LOVE! The love is all over us and the fellings we have for our especial people, frends, family, my 5 wonderful sisters and parents and granparents and the new little puppy we have and need a name for him cos we're no gonna call him Jesusín again cos that was our last dog what dyed...and thank you for ALL the ESPECIAL PERSONS what try make us happy and we them!



    Come on friends! Praise at the Lord and feel the LOVE! I love you all!


    YIC, Happy Mari
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
  • Pure_Angel
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 294

    #2
    Re: Everybody! Let us PRAISE and THANK Jesus for His GIFTS!!!

    Oh what a wonderful idea Mari!

    I only want to thank Jesus for letting me live on earth, so that I can fulfill what he wants me to do!
    I want to thank him for keeping me safe and that he let me love him. I want to thank him for our wonderful earth, and that he showed me this forum, and that there are more Christians in Sweden then I thought.
    I want to thank Jesus for my gift of being able to speak American, and for theese forums.
    Thank you Jesus for making my uncle realise that being a homer is wrong!
    Thank you Jesus for helping my sister get pregnant with her husband!
    I want to thank him for forgiving woman a little bit for what Eve did, by giving us the electrical oven, so that we don't have to ask our fathers for burning material.
    Thank you Jesus for being so kind and righteous, and giving me, as a woman, a strong voice so that I can Saved the unsaved.

    I want to thank him that he have prolonged the wait for my first unclean period of my life so that I am not missing any chance at producing babies for him!

    I am sorry for saying "I" so many times, oh I almost feel selfish now... oh, I only wish that Jesus could bless me with a man who loved me as Brother BAB loves you Mari!

    Yours in Christ
    Elisabeth
    Proverbs 14:1

    Every wise woman buildeth her house:
    but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #3
      Re: Everybody! Let us PRAISE and THANK Jesus for His GIFTS!!!

      Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
      Oh what a wonderful idea Mari!

      I only want to thank Jesus for letting me live on earth, so that I can fulfill what he wants me to do!
      I want to thank him for keeping me safe and that he let me love him. I want to thank him for our wonderful earth, and that he showed me this forum, and that there are more Christians in Sweden then I thought.
      I want to thank Jesus for my gift of being able to speak American, and for theese forums.
      Thank you Jesus for making my uncle realise that being a homer is wrong!
      Thank you Jesus for helping my sister get pregnant with her husband!
      I want to thank him for forgiving woman a little bit for what Eve did, by giving us the electrical oven, so that we don't have to ask our fathers for burning material.
      Thank you Jesus for being so kind and righteous, and giving me, as a woman, a strong voice so that I can Saved the unsaved.

      I want to thank him that he have prolonged the wait for my first unclean period of my life so that I am not missing any chance at producing babies for him!
      Amen! I'll thank Him for all that wonderful things too!
      And for having maked such wonderful nice person as sweet Elisabet!

      Thank you Jesus! Amen!

      YIC, Mari.
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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