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Dear Friends,
Please enjoy these musings of yesteryear from our dear Brother Tomba, currently on long-term assignment to horseback missionary work in Ulanbatar, Mongolia.
Yours in Him,
bab
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Brothers,
The HOMERSECHURALS keep harpin' that these GAY MARRIAGE bans violate their Civil Rights. Puuulease... They haven't suffered enough to be compared to the NIGRAS. No ENSLAVEMENT. No STRAIGHT-ONLY RESTROOMS (long overdue, IMHO). HOMERS have always had the right the vote and the NIGRAS didn't get that right til 1965. Give them HOMERS more civil rights? Heck, we need to start taking away more of their rights and pronto !!! The first step would be to stop HOMERS from voting, that would effectively eliminate the whole DEMONCRATIC PARTY.
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." [Leviticus 18:22]
PRAISE JESUS
BT
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I was breaking up a bunch of Wiccans sacrificing a Goat behind the local Arby's and those black-wearing, knuckle-heads got blood all of over my new pair of Church slacks. Me and the wife are stumped. Any suggestions on removing GB from my Gabardines'? I sure do like 'em.
Thanks and JESUS IS LORD !!!
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Brothers,
Anyone can send money to the victims of HURRICANE TSUNAMI, I see people of all colors and faiths on the TV asking for donations. But, I'm not buying into all that, I want the MUDSLIMS and HINDUUS over there to find JESUS and have a cookie on me. I just mailed a big box of relief (the WORD of GOD and my favorite pre-nap snack) to the GODLESS NEANDERTHALS over there who need my help. Hopefully someone will use the OREOS to lure them out of the trees, then hand them a BIBLE and smack them of the back of head and say "JESUS is your SAVIOUR, do want this to happen again ?!?!"
I do what I can, let us hope that my 3rd Class package that I set outside the Post Office last night GETS THERE IN TIME !!!
PRAISE JESUS
BT
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"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." [Mark 10:25]
I've been looking at my Retirement Portfolio with my Hebrew Accountant, is there a cut-off point I need to look out for? Where is the line between "Comfortably Upper-Upper Middle Class" and "New Rich"? I feel like a pauper compared to the HEATHEN Donald Trump or the GODLESS GEEK Bill Gates, i'm sure that is what our LORD meant by "Rich"..
PRAISE JESUS
BT
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Brothers,
During a search of the Web for place to take the Grandkids next spring, I came across this disturbing picture of an obvious SATANIC CULT that has already gotten their filthy HEATHEN TALONS into some poor innocent CHRISTIAN children. Disgusting and VILE. the prancing "man" is the most obvious HOMER that I have laid my eyes on. OUTRAGEOUS !!!
"There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God." [Deuteronomy 23:17-18]
PRAISE JESUS !!!
BT
Please enjoy these musings of yesteryear from our dear Brother Tomba, currently on long-term assignment to horseback missionary work in Ulanbatar, Mongolia.
Yours in Him,
bab
***
Brothers,
The HOMERSECHURALS keep harpin' that these GAY MARRIAGE bans violate their Civil Rights. Puuulease... They haven't suffered enough to be compared to the NIGRAS. No ENSLAVEMENT. No STRAIGHT-ONLY RESTROOMS (long overdue, IMHO). HOMERS have always had the right the vote and the NIGRAS didn't get that right til 1965. Give them HOMERS more civil rights? Heck, we need to start taking away more of their rights and pronto !!! The first step would be to stop HOMERS from voting, that would effectively eliminate the whole DEMONCRATIC PARTY.
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." [Leviticus 18:22]
PRAISE JESUS
BT
***
I was breaking up a bunch of Wiccans sacrificing a Goat behind the local Arby's and those black-wearing, knuckle-heads got blood all of over my new pair of Church slacks. Me and the wife are stumped. Any suggestions on removing GB from my Gabardines'? I sure do like 'em.
Thanks and JESUS IS LORD !!!
***
Brothers,
Anyone can send money to the victims of HURRICANE TSUNAMI, I see people of all colors and faiths on the TV asking for donations. But, I'm not buying into all that, I want the MUDSLIMS and HINDUUS over there to find JESUS and have a cookie on me. I just mailed a big box of relief (the WORD of GOD and my favorite pre-nap snack) to the GODLESS NEANDERTHALS over there who need my help. Hopefully someone will use the OREOS to lure them out of the trees, then hand them a BIBLE and smack them of the back of head and say "JESUS is your SAVIOUR, do want this to happen again ?!?!"
I do what I can, let us hope that my 3rd Class package that I set outside the Post Office last night GETS THERE IN TIME !!!
PRAISE JESUS
BT
***
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." [Mark 10:25]
I've been looking at my Retirement Portfolio with my Hebrew Accountant, is there a cut-off point I need to look out for? Where is the line between "Comfortably Upper-Upper Middle Class" and "New Rich"? I feel like a pauper compared to the HEATHEN Donald Trump or the GODLESS GEEK Bill Gates, i'm sure that is what our LORD meant by "Rich"..
PRAISE JESUS
BT
***
Brothers,
During a search of the Web for place to take the Grandkids next spring, I came across this disturbing picture of an obvious SATANIC CULT that has already gotten their filthy HEATHEN TALONS into some poor innocent CHRISTIAN children. Disgusting and VILE. the prancing "man" is the most obvious HOMER that I have laid my eyes on. OUTRAGEOUS !!!
"There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God." [Deuteronomy 23:17-18]
PRAISE JESUS !!!
BT