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My dog, Skippy, died recently thanks to some blasphemous, foreign car driving, hip hop loving homer negros. I loved my dog a lot. He used to run and play and wag his tail so happily. If I go to heaven (I may very well not as I am a french/ chinese hybrid) will I see him in heaven? If not, will I burn with him in hell?
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Is this a joke? A part-Chinese with a "pet" dog?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Ah, but you see there is a story behind it.
You see I rescued that dog from a chinese resturant named Dongalonga Bing Bong (ticking noise, ticking noise) Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang (ticking noise). The cooks were all Muslim's so I felt no remorse when I stabbed them all in the back with chef knives in order to save that animal from their satanic cluthces. I was tempted to eat the dog myself to be honest, but I did not think God would have approved after I had so bravely killed God's enemies. Instead I took him home and raised him as a good christian dog who attacked anything that wasnt white... with the exception of myself.
Please, tell me I'll see him in heaven... He was such a good dog.MASTURBATION IS MURDER!Comment
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We aren't even certain whether women can go to Heaven, much less your lunch.
Don't you have some shirts to iron, hop-sing?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Pastor Ezekiel I recommend you putting on some weight or growing a beard. You look really skinny like a girl or homosexual. It would be a better image of the forums, Thankyou
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Re: Do animals go to heaven and hell?
This might break your heart, but the Bible says in no uncertain terms that dogs do not go to Heaven.Originally posted by Godless Chinaman View Post
Rev 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Rev 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
If you get saved and make it to Heaven yourself, Jesus will wipe away your tears for your dog and for anyone else you loved in life that did not make it to Heaven.
Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Pastor Billy-ReubenUpon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Chinaman, don't be decieved. All people of all races will go to heaven--if they repent of their sins to God!Originally posted by Godless Chinaman View PostComment
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No-one tried to claim that that little yellow barbarian won't get into heaven if he repents properly. We were just correctly stating that the dog he ate won't be there to join him.Originally posted by cornyjohn View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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