LBC Sampler: Bobo the Helper Monkey

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

For a while, I had a True Christian™ helper monkey. He would from time to time post his thoughts. Please take these with a grain of salt. Although, to be fair, Bobo seemed to have a better grasp of Christianity than many visitors here.

Yours in Him,
bab



HARLOT!
COOK food!
make BABIES!
SHUT IT or
bobo pray Jesus
SMACK YOU UP!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeee!


jesus make banana
give bobo banana
BOBO!

Fatty Stupid,

BOBO QUESTIONS:
-WHY GOD POOP YOUR BRAINS?
-ANYONE SMELL YOU, SAY "WHO POOP"?
-READ THE BIBLE, STUPID GAY POOP!
bobo want know!
bobo!



BOBO NO SUFFER
WITCH LIVE!
bobo!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: LBC Sampler: Bobo the Helper Monkey

Hi, Bobo,

Are you a good helper to Brother Bob? Do you like him? What kinds of things do you do for him? I'll bet he's real nice to you cause he's glad to have a good little helper like you.
God sent you to him so that you can help him live a more comfortable life.

If I see you some time on the street with Brother Bob, may I stop and pet you and talk to you a little bit? I'd really like that.

Greetings to you too, of course, Brother Bob. I just have a soft spot in my for animals!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: LBC Sampler: Bobo the Helper Monkey

Dear Friend,

Bobo is on a "time out" (due to quoting the so-called 21st Century edition of the KJV) but will respond to you shortly.

Yours in His Stern Monkey Love,
bab

[Justina Thyme]

Re: LBC Sampler: Bobo the Helper Monkey

Thank you, Brother Bob, for the update. I was wondering what the little guy was doing. I know they can be a handful, as anyone who has owned--er, hired, nigra helpers can attest to.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: LBC Sampler: Bobo the Helper Monkey

Hi, Brother Bob~

I'm just inquiring after the well-being of your little helper monkey, BoBo. Is he over his time-out yet? I know that my two, Timmy and Tommy, would love to meet him and be friends with him. You could bring him and leave him here of an afternoon, as I have two qualified, licensed Veterinary Assistants who look after my two little rascals and do a fine job of it, too.

Please let me know when he's ready and I'll send a car to pick him up. Of course, food, water, and drawing/painting materials will be supplied for the little cutie, and there's plenty of space to romp and play.

Yours in Christ,

Justina Thyme