[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Is it true that Dutchmen can fly ("Der fliegende Holländer")?

[Wide-Open]

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Why do you always pass the Dutchie from the left hand side?

[JennyD]

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Do Dutch people find Japanese products as cheaply made, ugly, undersized (ahem) and essentially useless as we find Hitoshi?

[Nobar King]

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Why is your punctuation so bad?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Why are the Dutch so addled by marihuana and crystal meth that they can't speak or spell proper American? Is it a fear that the dykes will find Jesus, renounce their homersexuality, marry Godly men and then quit their jobs, causing the entire country to drown?

[handofgod]

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First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems? America has far more problems with drug addicts! And crystal meth is illigal in Holland, i've ony heard of it because I saw it in a show about an American killer who was going coco on meth.

And we don't whorship harry potter, and he issn't realy doing a good job at the moment...

The flying dutchman was a ship if i'm not mistaken.

fap fap fap is the sound when you pull you're tallywhacker, as you would say.

And most people in Holland go camping in summer so, in France, or in Italy.

We're not swamp germans... We hate germans! They are fat, lazy and they stink! and they synchronise all the shows spoken in godly english.

We do not fornicate small childred, people who are cought doing that, will go to prison.

We probably turned our backs to jesus because we can't read english. And the godly bibel is written in english. So there's a little miscommunucation between god and holland. It will probably take a few generations before holland speaks English.

I'm 18 years old.

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

God hates cripples, pal. Especially foreign ones.

[Deaner]

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And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do?

Why would you tell somebody who has numb legs that they're healthy? Would you have done the same thing if it was some drooling retard?

Implying to the damned that everything is ok is not going to do them any good; you've become an enabler for satan. You have to confront that gimp and ask him why Jesus hates him so much. If he refuses to repent, tell him to drag himself out of your site until he does.

[SUV]

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What's a dutch treat?

Are you trying to play coy with me, Big Boy?

A "Dutch Treat" is when you give a little...I give a little...you give a little more...get the I.D. Babe?

[Wide-Open]

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First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems?

Friend, do you ever read your own Telegraaf? Trouw? Vrij Nederland? Privé? Metro? Calvé peanut butter labels? They certainly seem to think you do.

And we don't whorship harry potter, and he issn't realy doing a good job at the moment...

Still you elected him in office twice.

fap fap fap is the sound when you pull you're tallywhacker, as you would say.

Too much information! There are ladies present, OK . Besides, how would WE know what sounds this unborn baby-killing would make, if any. As an aside, do you know what spotted dick is?

And most people in Holland go camping in summer so, in France, or in Italy.

It would be OK if those were the only two countries you and your compatriots go to to promote your "camp" lifestyle. Alas. In summer, if you want to avoid Dutchies, you ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO HOLLAND!

We're not swamp germans... We hate germans! They are fat, lazy and they stink! and they synchronise all the shows spoken in godly english.

So germans & mudslimes, it's all the same to you?

We do not fornicate small childred, people who are cought doing that, will go to prison.

Pim Fortuyn didn't. And Stichting Martijn - a bunch of kid-buggerers - is still alive and well isn't it? Wanna take that back, hmmm?

It will probably take a few generations before holland speaks English.

I can somehow believe you, erm...

Are you trying to play coy with me, Big Boy?

A "Dutch Treat" is when you give a little...I give a little...you give a little more...get the I.D. Babe?

Sorry to dissapoint you Sister SUV, but I think he's more used to "going Dutch". Fapfapfap and all that.

[SUV]

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Sorry to dissapoint you Sister SUV, but I think he's more used to "going Dutch". Fapfapfap and all that.

So Sister Talitha's expose' was correct then ("putting a finger in the dyke").

I say we Stone him!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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First let me ask you a question, why do you think holland has drug problems?

We turned our backs to jesus...So there's a little miscommunucation between god and holland.

You just answered your own question, windmill boy! Get rid of your bicycle and buy a car like a decent person!

[Juliette]

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The muslims in holland don't whear clogs, in fact they dispise the dutch culture. The only thing they do in our country is benefit from our economics, and than they are all complaining we don't respect them and holland sucks... So they're a pain in the ass. They steal, they stink, they rob and they build moskee's (muslim church). And now we have a politican, Geert wilders, who's making a film about that the koran is just a shitty book full of hate. And now the muslims are suing him!

Dutch culture? Do you mean this disgusting food coming out of the wall?


And about Geert Wilders. Are we talking about this very same person doing strange things with his pen in his nose?

[SUV]

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Sister, where did you get that picture of the bastard Child of Dora Denkins and George W. Bush? We have all been Dying to see it!

[Juliette]

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I can't say i'm surprised to hear he is part of the offspring of George W. Bush Sister.

His ideas, especially on mudslimes and terrorism are equally visionary, well-balanced and well-informed.

Allthough i'm not sure wether it's a good idea sniffing cocaine and wearing a female wig in public (as you can clearly see in the picture - it is taken in Dutch parliament) when you want to be seen as defender of western civilization.

Sister, where did you get that picture of the bastard Child of Dora Denkins and George W. Bush? We have all been Dying to see it!