ask an Earthling

[narrowpathy]

Hi all,
I come from the planet Earth in the Solar system. You can ask me any question you wish about my planet and its inhabitants.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ask an Earthling

Hi all,
I come from the planet Earth in the Solar system. You can ask me any question you wish about my planet and its inhabitants.

Many of us are not convinced of your claim...

[Alien Examiner Level 4]

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I'd like to ask you something.

How do feel about anal probes?

I'll pencil you in for Monday morning.

Ixt blrg!

[narrowpathy]

Re: ask an Earthling

I'd like to ask you something.

How do feel about anal probes?

I'll pencil you in for Monday morning.

Ixt blrg!

You disgusting homer!

Beat off to your Galaxy or feel the wrath of our Savior, Jesus Holy Christ!

[Wide-Open]

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Let's not jump to conclusions friend.

1) This might be a troll, for all we know. I mean, what are the odds?

2) You don't know if it drives a Ford or not.

3) Therefore you don't know if it's a homer.

PS: can an it be homer?

Yours in Confusion

Wide-Open.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Wide-Open: "Can an it be homer?"

I am just not sure, Brother Wide-O.

And the people stood up all that day, and all that night, and all the next day, and they gathered the quails: he that gathered least gathered ten homers: and they spread them all abroad for themselves round about the camp. Numbers 11:32

So the Israelites found ten homers at Kibrothhattaavah, but it is not written if any amongst that harvest were eunuchs (either of man or of God).

I suspect that an unsexed being could be a Platonic homer.

Since God knows what everyone is thinking then He would know the sin of the Platonic sinner.

~~ OEJ

[SUV]

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Hi all,
I come from the planet Earth in the Solar system. You can ask me any question you wish about my planet and its inhabitants.

Okay, so I will: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT DINNER PLATE YOU USED TO WEAR IN YOUR NOSE?

[Wide-Open]

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I suspect that an unsexed being could be a Platonic homer.

Since God knows what everyone is thinking then He would know the sin of the Platonic sinner.

~~ OEJ

I bow to your wisdom, Brother OEJ. Only the LORD would know indeed.

For all we know, that Plato guy was going "fapfapfap" all day long in his cave, whilst watching porn - projected on the wall. Without knowing who the producers were, although he wondered sometimes, it seems.

That's how I understood it anyway. He was Greek, so that makes him highly suspect. At least that other Aris ... Aritle... Aritotalloss guy he was on about topped himself with the poison, pooring it in his ear from a beaker.

I'll now have a closer look at Numbers 11, I think you are uvto something. Praise the KJV!

PS: apologies to the Alien bloke, erm, I mean, poster, for going slightly off topic.