Hell house closed?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hell house closed?

Heh, but, as Lilith mentioned, does that ministering REALLY need to be done in a thong?

That's more warning points for you harlot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hell house closed?

I wouldn't worry about me watching you, Zekey. If I were you I'd be more worried about that man in the pink shirt and heels who seemed glued to watching you on the CCTV.

I am but a modest humble servant of the lord. I owe it all to Jesus, as do you, witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hell house closed?

That ground has already been covered..... Get your mind on Jesus's sweet blood instead of my muscular body, or you'll have to answer to Sister Thumper.

I wouldn't worry about me watching you, Zekey. If I were you I'd be more worried about that man in the pink shirt and heels who seemed glued to watching you on the CCTV.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hell house closed?

Heh, but, as Lilith mentioned, does that ministering REALLY need to be done in a thong?

That ground has already been covered..... Get your mind on Jesus's sweet blood instead of my muscular body, or you'll have to answer to Sister Thumper.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hell house closed?

No, a brothel is a "juicy, ripe ministering opportunity".

Heh, but, as Lilith mentioned, does that ministering REALLY need to be done in a thong?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hell house closed?

Heh, for a moment there I thought you were going to be taking your students to a brothel...isn't hellhouse the word you xtians use for brothels?

No, a brothel is a "juicy, ripe ministering opportunity".

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hell house closed?

Heh, for a moment there I thought you were going to be taking your students to a brothel...isn't hellhouse the word you xtians use for brothels?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Hell house closed?

I was just getting ready to take some students to the Landover Hell House but I heard it had been clsed by some liebrals?
Can this be true?

I saw an article about that on our Godly homepage. It is very sad, the Hell House is a good way of scaring converting the unsaved to Christ.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hell house closed?

The on-line Hell house is still working though. I was looking so forward to taking the kids from school to the real one!
Damned to hell librals!!!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/hellhouse/thehouse.html

[eliot mayfield]

I was just getting ready to take some students to the Landover Hell House but I heard it had been clsed by some liebrals?
Can this be true?