Spreading the Good News of Jesus on IMVU

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I've been trying to witness to sinners used a program called IMVU. It's like any other chat program, only it's users have an even more incoherent language.

This emo room says "all noobs will taste the boot" so I just couldn't help myself:

OlliOlli1 Whisper: im serious i love u really much
Guest_Jebthurmond: Is The Boot cherry flavored? I love cherry!
JustRockLady: Ey
Lizzerdhinioo: Seriously "emobitches" your pic is fake.
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: Yea Yu Know Me
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: Im Not Fake I Am Sorry
Lizzerdhinioo: ARE YOU SERIOUS OLLI
OlliOlli1: im serious ;D
Lizzerdhinioo: Then why did I see your pic when I type in google "scene girl" seriously get a life.
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: I Doo Have A Life Thank Yu
Guest_Jebthurmond: Maybe because she really is the "scene girl"?
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: Nd Because I Put It Up There
OlliOlli1: i bought my life in a supermarket ;D
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: Yes Thank Yu !!
Lizzerdhinioo: Yeah right.
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Guest_EmoBitchesXD: Mhm
Guest_Jebthurmond: Hey, you know who the origional emo is? Jesus. "Father, why have you forsaken me!" Who needs to slash their wrists when your almighty dad is there to put nails through 'em?
OlliOlli1: why are u figthing O.o?
Guest_ZachM2011: Yo, sup'?
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: I Am Not
OlliOlli1: Jesus was no emo!
Guest_EmoBitchesXD: She Is Starting With Mee
Lizzerdhinioo: DIE BISH.
OlliOlli1: dun u call jesus a emo -.-
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Guest_Jebthurmond: What's the opposite of Emo? A square?
Guest_Jebthurmond: wait, it's a zombie, someone who has died and risen again. Jesus is one of those, but remember, Jesus is a very emotional zombie. Just look at how emotional He gets about homosexuality.

(I think they've kicked me or put on on ignore)

Guest_Jebthurmond: So is this what The Boot tastes like? You guys should add more spice.

Then I went to a "speak Japanese only" room, though it turns out they're speaking english (for lack of a better term) there anyways:

Guest_Jebthurmond: GLug glug glug (I know it's not technically japanese, but it's what you'll all been saying since the tsunami, am I right?
Guest_thornplatinum: kewl
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_R0ZE87: dont die plz
Guest_Kennypdog: um
Guest_Kennypdog: for u
Guest_Kennypdog: rehoc
Guest_R0ZE87: no you r not
Guest_Kennypdog: c2
Guest_thornplatinum: hi
Guest_Kennypdog: sorry
Guest_Kennypdog: c2
Guest_R0ZE87: 00
Guest_Jebthurmond: Well, I know MushiMushi for hello and Sayanara for goodbeye. Also some battle cries. Is that Japanese enough?
Guest_LindaYorfleGuest_LindaYorfle has left the chat
Guest_R0ZE87: no
Guest_R0ZE87: its not
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Kennypdog: lol
Guest_Jebthurmond: You know, some people say Jesus was Japanese
Guest_Kennypdog: Japanese army men kill them self before capture like this
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_thornplatinum: i dont speak japenease
Guest_Kennypdog: c7
Guest_R0ZE87: looooool
Guest_Jebthurmond: He was a virgin in this thirties, which I hear is common in Japan
Guest_Kennypdog Whisper: rehoc
Guest_Kennypdog: c2
Guest_R0ZE87: i can speak chinese
Guest_Kennypdog: nope i cant ether
Guest_R0ZE87: 你们好
Guest_thornplatinum: thats kewl
Guest_Kennypdog: and Jesus is American
Guest_R0ZE87: 你说真的吗？
Guest_Jebthurmond: He ate fish, and gave fish to his buddies. Only he cooked it, because he wasn't lazy.
Guest_R0ZE87: 哈哈哈哈
Guest_R0ZE87: اما؟
Guest_R0ZE87: سوري
Guest_thornplatinum: are u wid him ?
Guest_R0ZE87: maybe
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_Kennypdog: c7
Guest_Kennypdog: rehoc
Guest_asuwishforu has joined the chat
Guest_Kennypdog: dude
Guest_Jebthurmond: And Jesus will return "like a thieft in the night" - he does surprise attacks, like Pearl Harbor
Guest_thornplatinumGuest_thornplatinum : yeah
Guest_thornplatinum: wht tht girl goin on about
Guest_Kennypdog: no he dose not lier
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Guest_asuwishforu: hello
Guest_asuwishforu: wc alina
Guest_Kennypdog: idk
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
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Guest_alinapiccolina: ty
Guest_Kennypdog: c1
Guest_asuwishforu: yw
Guest_Kennypdog: c2
Guest_Kennypdog: lol a boy doing that lol
Guest_Jebthurmond: It's true, Japanese will rahter kill themselves than be captured. And when the jews tried to capture Jesus, he had His all-powerful dad have him crucified, which is basically suicide.
Guest_R0ZE87 Whisper: oo
Guest_Kennypdog: like this
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_Kennypdog: c7
Guest_Kennypdog: like that
Guest_Kennypdog: rehoc
Guest_Kennypdog: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: no my lover he die
Guest_R0ZE87: nooooooo
Guest_R0ZE87: dont
Guest_R0ZE87: plz
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Jebthurmond: "rehoc" is Japanese for "I repent all my sins and accept Jesus" right?
Guest_Kennypdog Whisper: i will do 50 push ups now
Guest_R0ZE87: o_o!
Guest_Kennypdog: pu50
Guest_R0ZE87: woooooow
Guest_Kennypdog: idle
Guest_Kennypdog: pu50
Guest_R0ZE87: pu50
Guest_R0ZE87: icant
Guest_R0ZE87: y
Guest_Kennypdog: adpu
Guest_R0ZE87: cry
Guest_Kennypdog: lol
Guest_alinapiccolina has left the chat
Guest_asuwishforu has left the chat
Guest_R0ZE87: ops
Guest_Kennypdog: do u mine
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: yes
Guest_R0ZE87: i
Guest_R0ZE87: do
Guest_R0ZE87:
Guest_Kennypdog: sorry
Guest_Kennypdog:
Guest_R0ZE87: dont be sorry
Guest_R0ZE87: cry y
Guest_Kennypdog: draw
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Jebthurmond: I don't get it. Everyone is sending friend requests, yet nobody will talk to me, except in some form of gibberish.
Guest_Kennypdog Whisper: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: bssr
Guest_R0ZE87: col
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_R0ZE87: cool
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_R0ZE87: bss
Guest_R0ZE87: i cant
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Kennypdog: rehol
Guest_Kennypdog: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: u r strong
Guest_Kennypdog: i think i killed a bird
Guest_Kennypdog: me strong
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: yup u
Guest_Kennypdog: thnx
Guest_Kennypdog: alot
Guest_R0ZE87: ^______________^
Guest_Kennypdog: u r stronger
Guest_Kennypdog: really
Guest_R0ZE87: really
Guest_R0ZE87: y?
Guest_Kennypdog: never mind
Guest_Kennypdog: draw
Guest_Kennypdog: aim
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: oky
Guest_Kennypdog: fire
Guest_R0ZE87: as u like
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: rehol
Guest_R0ZE87: ?!
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_Kennypdog: c7
Guest_Kennypdog: c7
Guest_Kennypdog: lol
Guest_R0ZE87: cry
Guest_Kennypdog: rehoc
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Jebthurmond: I mean, all I want to do is witness about being washed in the blood of the lamb so you can be born again! Why all the gibberish?
Guest_Kennypdog Whisper: sc2
Guest_Kennypdog: lol weird
Guest_Kennypdog: draw
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: rehol
Guest_KennypdogGuest_Kennypdog Whisper: sc2
Guest_Kennypdog: lol weird
Guest_Kennypdog: draw
Guest_R0ZE87: lol
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: bss
Guest_Kennypdog: rehol
Guest_Kennypdog: drawc
Guest_Kennypdog: i will kill somebody here
Guest_Kennypdog: it will be
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Guest_Jebthurmond: bss stands for "becoming sinless/saved", right?
Guest_R0ZE87: me

I found another room which seems to consist of brazillian harry potter fans:

Guest_Jebthurmond: So, you guys get the olympics, huh?
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: U_U O fia da mae me deu chifre
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: >
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: legal ne
Guest_Tagomori: :O
Guest_Tagomori: eo ia continua com ele so q crifrando tbm
Guest_Tagomori: AUHSUS
Guest_angelbigheart: i cant under stand them
Guest_Jebthurmond: They speak portugese, not spanish. See I know about the world outside America. For some reason.
Guest_NatiellyVitoriaGuest_NatiellyVitoria Whisper: kkkkkkkkkk
Guest_Tagomori: ;D
Guest_Tagomori: kk
Guest_Tagomori: sab com qm?
Guest_Tagomori: '-'
Guest_Jebthurmond: I knew a Brazillian, all he could say was "I like-e de blond-e". We got along fine.
Guest_Tagomori: ou c viu?
Guest_Tagomori: '='
Guest_Tagomori: :O
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: nm ela
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: mesmo me flo
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: u_u
Guest_Tagomori: lol
Guest_Tagomori: kk
Guest_Tagomori: tragico
Guest_Tagomori: kk
Guest_Tagomori: o agr eo poso toca em vc sem vc xama ele '-'
Guest_Jebthurmond: You all know that the harry potter books include instructions on how to commit witchcraft, which will damn your souls to enternal hellfire, right?
Guest_Tagomori: uhsaus
Guest_DrLaurie: k just making sure
Guest_NatiellyVitoria Whisper: >
Guest_angelbigheart: this is a harry potter place
Guest_Tagomori: kk
Guest_Tagomori: ;D
Guest_Tagomori: krl to sem ar
Guest_Tagomori: pqp
Guest_Tagomori: :@
Guest_Jebthurmond: Yeah, Jesus preached among prostitutes, it's the least I can do to witness to harry potterphiles
Guest_NatiellyVitoria Whisper: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: Asma
Guest_Jebthurmond: You know, Jesus is even better than Harry. Ever heard of harry potter turning water into butterbeer? Jesus did.
Guest_angelbigheart: wait im not a prostitute
Guest_Tagomori: krl
Guest_Tagomori: serio
Guest_Tagomori: '-'
Guest_Tagomori: kpt
Guest_Tagomori: `_´
Guest_angelbigheart: oh
Guest_Tagomori: aaa
Guest_Tagomori:
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: kkkkk er ASSSMAAAAA
Guest_Tagomori: D:
Guest_Tagomori: *
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: cacet
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: er serio
Guest_angelbigheart: harry sucks
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: o_o
Guest_Tagomori: asma aki pra vc _|_
Guest_Tagomori: ufff
Guest_Tagomori: '-'
Guest_Tagomori: voltei a respira
Guest_Tagomori: :x
Guest_NatiellyVitoria: -.-
Guest_Jebthurmond: Oh, sucks to your assmar. Jesus can cure that. Just pray.
Guest_Tagomori: ;D
Guest_Tagomori: e zuera
Guest_Tagomori: '-'

Then I gave up. But I think I planted some seeds. If you're in heaven and you meet someone who speaks total nonsense all the time, thank me.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Spreading the Good News of Jesus on IMVU

I tried to find you, but couldn't. Some random guy showed up instead:

Guest_XOoadamoOX has joined the chat
Guest_XOoadamoOX: hi
Guest_SallyPaulson: Hi, where did you find me?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: at find ppl
Guest_XOoadamoOX: why?
Guest_SallyPaulson: Oh, are you new?
Guest_SallyPaulson: Or did you search for something in particular?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: since 3 month maybe
Guest_XOoadamoOX: at find ppl
Guest_SallyPaulson: Have you been washed in the blood of the lamb?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: im pharmacist
Guest_SallyPaulson: But you never perscribe morning-after pills, right?
Guest_SallyPaulson: Or birth-control pills, right?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: what do u do for living?
Guest_SallyPaulson: Because those destroy a fertilized egg, and there's no difference between giving someone a pill to kill a fertilized egg and strangling a baby with your own bare hands
Guest_SallyPaulson: I don't strangle babies to death with my bare hands, you?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: me too
Guest_SallyPaulson: So when some harlot comes in asking for birth control pills, what do you tell her?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: its nice information
Guest_XOoadamoOX: smile
Guest_XOoadamoOX: why im must tell her?
Guest_XOoadamoOX: whats ur job/
Guest_XOoadamoOX: ?
Guest_SallyPaulson: My job is submitting to my husband, as the Bible commands. I'm a woman.
Guest_XOoadamoOX: ur husband very lucky
Guest_SallyPaulson: It's not luck that let him to me, it was Jesus rewarding him
Guest_XOoadamoOX: nice
Guest_XOoadamoOX: how ur weekend go
Guest_SallyPaulson: Oh, a woman's work is never done
Guest_XOoadamoOX: the woman its every thing in our world
Guest_SallyPaulson: God punishing me because Eve was such a disobedient uppity...
Guest_SallyPaulson: A good woman has the price of Rubies, the bible says. Doesn't say the carat though.
Guest_XOoadamoOX has left the chat

I forgot to play hard to get.