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  • #16
    Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

    Brother Nobar, I would trust one of these in your hands at any time.



    But, I shudder at the thought of a homer getting his hands on one.

    I am going to write a letter to our Godly U.S. Senator, Charles Grassley, and demand he introduce legislation that would ban these items being sold to queers.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #17
      Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      Brother Nobar, I would trust one of these in your hands at any time.



      But, I shudder at the thought of a homer getting his hands on one.

      I am going to write a letter to our Godly U.S. Senator, Charles Grassley, and demand he introduce legislation that would ban these items being sold to queers.
      I like THAT!
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • #18
        Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

        I like my JCB drill again nice and bright

        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

        King James Bible v1611
        A passage a day keeps satan away

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        • #19
          Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

          It's getting worse: This week I lost my car key. I spent a couple of days combing thru all of the junk in my house (over and over again) and was starting to think that I was going crazy. I gave up looking for the key but it turns out that it fell out of my pocket at the Country Buffet and I saw it pinned to the wall behind the cash register when I went in for my weekly Thursday senior night all-you-can-eat turkey with gravy feast. I went back for seconds and thirds and a slice of apple, cherry, pumpkin, and chocolate cream pie. I'm sure they're losing money on me. Anyway, I got my key back and I gave the hostess a dollar for saving it for me. I haven't lost my key since I got my Ford truck seventeen years ago; hopefully this doesn't become a regular thing.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #20
            Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            all-you-can-eat turkey with gravy feast. I went back for seconds and thirds and a slice of apple, cherry, pumpkin, and chocolate cream pie.
            Oh, PRAISE!!!

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            • #21
              Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              it turns out that it fell out of my pocket at the Country Buffet.
              How did you get home if you lost your key?
              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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              • #22
                Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                How did you get home if you lost your key?
                I caught a ride with Brother Harold Porter. I didn't realize my key was gone until Saturday when I was supposed to be at the Waffle House at 6:30 A.M. for morning pancakes. I missed my pancakes and spent the whole day going over my house for them, which was stupid, because they weren't even there.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #23
                  Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I caught a ride with Brother Harold Porter. I didn't realize my key was gone until Saturday when I was supposed to be at the Waffle House at 6:30 A.M. for morning pancakes. I missed my pancakes and spent the whole day going over my house for them, which was stupid, because they weren't even there.
                  I an m not surprised you could not find your pancakes at home. They were still at the Waffle House.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    I an m not surprised you could not find your pancakes at home. They were still at the Waffle House.
                    That's not what I meant, Hutchins, and you know it. Why are you always so critical of my grammar?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                      It happened again. I lost a set of 4 AA batteries to use with my camera sometime around October 2010. These were my backup batteries. I've been doing my best to keep my primaries charged up, but I never gave up looking for the other four.

                      Yesterday I was searching for my spare SD card and as I was rooting around in my camera bag I found the stupid batteries and they were in the front pocket the entire time. I literally have been taking them out on shoots all the time in that bag and each time I've been wondering where they were. I hope I don't make that mistake, again.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                        My eyesight is getting worse. I spent two hours looking for my glasses this morning but I was wearing them the whole time. While I was looking for them I even forgot what I was looking for.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                          What did you do to cause yourself to lose your eyesight?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                            Originally posted by teddybear View Post
                            What did you do to cause yourself to lose your eyesight?
                            It's just an expression we Normal people use. Brother Nobar isn't a member of your tribe. He reads his Bible every day, I know that.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
                              Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                              As do I, only with my ears rather than my eyeballs, which are inferior because you have to have light in order to use them. It's pretty cool to be able to read in pitch dark.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Nobar King, you're blind as a bat!

                                Originally posted by teddybear View Post
                                As do I, only with my ears rather than my eyeballs, which are inferior because you have to have light in order to use them. It's pretty cool to be able to read in pitch dark.
                                I can't see the difference.

                                Ears don't work without sound.
                                Eyes don't work without light.

                                But hearing is a special case of touch, which works at a distance; maybe Braille would have an advantage? But that wouldn't work either if one were catatonic.

                                Jesus is tha answer.

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