Now that Amy Whinyhorse is Dead

[SUV]

...can I PLEASE have her place in Rehab? I mean, the Fellowship! The Group activities! The Come-to-JESUS!

Pastor! All I'd need to do for entrance is drink some Wine - Just Like JESUS did!

Is the Food okay there too? Just askin'

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Now that Amy Whinyhorse is Dead

I believe that Jesus doesn't want True Christians ™ in those miserable homer fornication centers they call rehab. Once there, you will be left alone with heathen doctors for hours a day, you will be fed on a vegan (see homer) diet, and lesbian nurses will want to check your private parts constantly. That's most of the reason the Winehorse spent so much time in "rehab".

All the community a woman needs is where her husband tells her it is, or at church - with her eyes cast down, and in silence.

[SUV]

Re: Now that Amy Whinyhorse is Dead

I believe that Jesus doesn't want True Christians ™ in those miserable homer fornication centers they call rehab. Once there, you will be left alone with heathen doctors for hours a day, you will be fed on a vegan (see homer) diet, and lesbian nurses will want to check your private parts constantly. That's most of the reason the Winehorse spent so much time in "rehab".

All the community a woman needs is where her husband tells her it is, or at church - with her eyes cast down, and in silence.

Dear JESUS. Bless you for the Heads Up, Brother.

Perhaps I should go anyway and bring a small vidcam so that I can show True Christians just how horrible every aspect of secular "Life" really is.

Even including Rehab