Hitoshi

[Shizuki]

Hello Landover!!!! My name is Shizuki. All my freind call me Shizzy or Shiznit. I live same dorm biulding with Hitoshi. I call him cool name Hitman. WE ARE GOOD FREIND. I come to American university September and he help me improve English and understand American cultures. He is good teacher. We like drink beer and whisky for fun times. We also talk with many girls. My intrest are drink and girls and chemistry.

Hitoshi is GOOD man. He feel great shame about ban of Landover forum. He is sorry for hurt feeling. He call you guys freinds. He wants please remove ban.

If you look my picture you see I make the peace signs. Be cool dudes. Take chill pills and give Hitoshi second chances!!!!!!

[Talitha]

Re: Hitoshi

Are you here to find Jesus or just here to mock us?
Let me warn you now, Pastor Ezekiel has an itchy trigger finger when it comes to little yellow Demons who have no intention of finding Salvation.

[Roberta]

Re: Hitoshi

He is a lizard and I am sure glad he will not be "hitman" on me anymore !

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

He is a lizard and I am sure glad he will not be "hitman" on me anymore !

How you are feel about being "shizzy" on?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hitoshi

How you are feel about being "shizzy" on?

One more filthy euphemism like that and you will be "Hitoshied." That's a euphemism for "banned," you horrid Jap.

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

I have looks around this place. I think is real cool. If you guys want I am new Hitoshi. Like second Darrin on Bewitch show. No magic in house Sam!!!! Ha Ha Ha. Bewitch is funny American tv.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hitoshi

If you guys want I am new Hitoshi.

I don't think that's what they're looking for.

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

I don't think that's what they're looking for.

So Hitoshi stay ban from forums here?

[Marshall]

Re: Hitoshi

He was nuked for being willfully vexatious.

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

He was nuked for being willfully vexatious.

ENGLISH please.

[Marshall]

Re: Hitoshi

LEAVE please.

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

LEAVE please.

Stop act willfully vexatious please.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Hitoshi

Good gosh, it's like locusts! Squarsh one and here comes another!

See here, you darned paganist schoolboy, it is not meet that you moot what was meted out to Hitoshi he failed to meet...

...Um. Let me see if I can put this in a way an Ornamental might understand.

The cherry blossoms of great joy
fall with the sound of a single carp coughing.
When shall the reflection of Mount Fuji
tremble once more in your teacup?

WHEN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A DAMNED YELLER HEATHEN!

Now get Americanized, get Jesus, and stop looking at Roberta's balloons. In the name of Christ I abjure you!

~~ OEJ

[Marshall]

Re: Hitoshi

I don't think it understands you Brother.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hitoshi

I know I'm taking a terrible risk here, brothers and sisters, but after a great deal of contemplation, I am going to suggest that in the name of Christian compassion we give Hibachi another chance. He may be an ignorant, unwashed chink, but he is probably human and most likely has feelings similar to ours. He may even yet be Saved; after all, where there is life, there is hope, slim as it may be.

Plus in that crude, "bathroom humor" way of his, he was funny as he11.