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Is it O.K. to eat Angus beef? Would Jesus eat it?
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I prefer Shorthorn and Longhorn and I'm sure Jesus would feel the same.Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
Angus sounds like it comes from Scotland-land where the men wear Skirts and carry Bags.
They probably carry Mad AIDS Disease. That goes for the Cows too.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Jesus can cure any disease so He wouldn't care what the cows carry.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
But Angus sounds funny. Would Jesus eat funny-sounding Angus?"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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AIDS would have been caught from Sodomized Cows so would certainly not get a cure from Jesus unless they Prayed for Salvation, Tithed to their favorite Baptist Church and gave up their Gay death-style.Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
Nothing funny about these-here-Queer-steer!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Sis Ta,Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostAIDS would have been caught from Sodomized Cows so would certainly not get a cure from Jesus unless they Prayed for Salvation, Tithed to their favorite Baptist Church and gave up their Gay death-style.
Nothing funny about these-here-Queer-steer!!
I didn't mean funny as Fun, I meant funny as odd/strange/queer/fishy/suspicious. Sorry.
BTW, how can cows tithe? With milk?"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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That's just my point!Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
The AIDS ridden Queer Steer wouldn't be able to Tithe and would therefore be no good to Jesus.
Whereas an upstanding American Heterosexual Cow free from diseases would be good for both Beef and Milk. (Preferably Milk before making Cow Pie
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My original answer still stands. Jesus would not want to eat Angus Beef.
Tithing has to be in Currency. As I hope YOU have already discovered.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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King James of the King James Bible himself was from Scotland you know. It was key to the protestant movement that lead to places like LBC. Let us not speak lightly of the place.
And let us eat much of the beef. But make sure it has no blood in it because it says in lev..... wait no Jesus cancelled that one out. Never mind. Rare steak is good to be eaten.READ THE BIBLE
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King James I was one of the very first True Christians(tm) and as such would have been made an Honorary American. (Probably by God Himself).Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
as far as I'm concerned, King James I was every bit a True American as I am.
If you want to catch the AIDS then go ahead and eat Angus Beef. I have tried to warn you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I'll tell you one thing you all need to avoid, it's that jap beef called "wagyou." That stuff is all made of cloned cows who do nothing but drink beer all day long and get massages from chinese geisha girls. The meat is all wierd and flabby like THIS. They even eat it RAW for Sushi!
That stuff will turn you queer I'd think. It sure isn't Godly American Prime.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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