Good Christian toys

[Bro Izzy]

I will let you guess the scenes ?

[Deaner]

Re: Good Christian toys

I will let you guess the scenes ?

Is that the fall of the Jewish Temple? I really like how they've got a couple of kikes falling head first into some rocks. Couldn't get their sneaky yid ass outta that one.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Does this depict the Godless, sneaky, buck-toothed Cambodians rebuilding after being carpet bombed by the U.S. throughout 1969 and 1970?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I will let you guess the scenes ?

A pre-AIDS Sin Francisco gay bath house circa 1972?

[Justina Thyme]

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I will let you guess the scenes ?

I may be mistaken, but I believe this was part of an exhibit at one of those disgusting homer conventions in San Francissyco where they try to convince themselves that they can be Christians. It was called "Adam and Steve."

[Nobar King]

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Lego brand blocks really are a toy that a good Christian family can depend on. When I was young I used to play with the Lego blocks, but there were far fewer shapes back then. We mostly made cars and houses. Now there are so many more shapes and characters that a child's imagination can have more room to blossom.

Maybe your children will aspire to be architects:




Or recreate some bible imagery:




The whole story can be viewed here: http://www.thebricktestament.com/

[JennyD]

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Ah, what a fun game!

I will let you guess the scenes ?


This is a scene from the director's cut of
Fatal Attraction. Note how Glenn Close's character
has torn out her lover's heart with her bare hands
and holds it before him, grinning, as his life fades away.



Here, we see the collapse of the Roman Empire, as the Goths invade.



The Titanic sails from England, headed for America.
(The iceberg is out of frame.)



In this scene from The Lost Boys, a gaggle of filthy
teenage vampires gather in a church crypt to partake
of stolen blood and LSD.



In this scene from Forrest Gump, a naked Tom Hanks exposes
himself to two lonely elderly women.

The generous act of a mildly-retarded boy, or vile perversion?
You decide.


Last but not least, the construction of the
doomed World Trade Center.

[Bro Izzy]

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She has picked the forbidden fruit taken his rib and is now going to blame it on the snake, typical woman !


Some nice carpet bombing in Iraq trying to get the locals to like us.

A boat full of Commies from Eastern Europe on their way to claim the free benefits from the UK since the borders have been opened.


A bunch of nice men having a meal, I imagine they will be some serious manlove for afters



I told you all that Jesus was white !!!

Building the leaning tower of Pisa

[narrowpathy]

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I will let you guess the scenes ?

Spartacus followers crucified along the Via Apia?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I told you all that Jesus was white !!!

That's a pretty yellow skin tone - looks Asian to me.

[Nobar King]

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That's a pretty yellow skin tone - looks Asian to me.

Racist.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Racist.

RThat's rich. You have threads speculating on why Asians are yellow, and refer to the harmless Hitoshi as "little yellow devil," and frefer to Asian people as "gooks," "chinks," and "slants."

I didn't say there was nything wrong with Asian people having a slightly different tint to their skin - only that it's there.

You TC's are the ones who think that only white is right.

[Juliette]

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This site looked very promising to find some decent Christian toys.

I was almost willing to buy something for my brother's little boy.

Untill I found out they have a 'Mary'-doll in the department 'Messengers of faith'.

So I guess these are in fact Catlyck toys instead of Christian ones.

How dare they confuse possible clients like that.

[Roberta]

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Why are you so hung up on color, Dancer? It does not seem to have ever interfered with your choice of bed partners.

LBC has a very active ex-chino ministry! Daniel K. Inouye is a graduate! Dan renounced the kami, threw away his kimonos, stopped eating kimchi and worked very, very hard to learn the American language. Rumour has it that even drives the Godly H2!

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Good Christian toys

This site looked very promising to find some decent Christian toys.

I was almost willing to buy something for my brother's little boy.

Untill I found out they have a 'Mary'-doll in the department 'Messengers of faith'.

So I guess these are in fact Catlyck toys instead of Christian ones.

How dare they confuse possible clients like that.

Not to mention the homoerotic wrestling match of these two men in skirts!