Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

What up my nigguhz?

How y'all muhfuggaz be doin'? Y'all know me as Vahginia Templeton, but fo' dis month, y'all can call me Quandavia LaMarr Jackson!

Dis be me:



Don' I look good? My granma says if I keep on goin' to the Bally's every weeken' afta KFC, I'ma look like Beyonce. I swear to God, yo, she say dat.

Now if y'all ascuse me, da chitlins be boilin' an' I got a whole house fulla pickaninnies waitin' fo' they dinna!

Yeeeeeeeah.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

What up my nigguhz?

How y'all muhfuggaz be doin'? Y'all know me as Vahginia Templeton, but fo' dis month, y'all can call me Quandavia LaMarr Jackson!

Dis be me:

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Don' I look good? My granma says if I keep on goin' to the Bally's every weeken' afta KFC, I'ma look like Beyonce. I swear to God, yo, she say dat.

Now if y'all ascuse me, da chitlins be boilin' an' I got a whole house fulla pickaninnies waitin' fo' they dinna!

Yeeeeeeeah.

Wow, sister!! For a moment there I thought you were a typical nigress. Your indepth knowledge of the nigra "language" is a little scary. You haven't been watching BET, have you?

HAPPY NIGRA "HISTORY" MONTH!!!!

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

Oh, I can see this is going to be fun!

in the words of reef the lost cauze:

"ya man dont feel me?

oh well thats his loss im not breakin my neck

or changing my set

to appease these idiots who hear violence and sex

acknowledge the rep and see i wont be denied

id rather they know me for truth than know me for lies.

[Talitha]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

YO SISTA!!! WASSUP NIGGA?

Praaaaiiizze de Lordy Lord!!

Gimmee five.................Yo-Yo




Call me La'trine

[Deaner]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

So what the hell is black history month? Do they all get together and tally up how many white women they raped?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

I thought for a second that Jesus had returned and done us the favor of wiping out all the coons from the face of the planet.

I wish they were history. This month is as good as any.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

Thanks for the reminder, sisters! Count me in:

Wutup, BEEATCHEZ an NIGGAHZZZ!! My name be Sizzleen an I be's up in heah now gon' raise some HELL 'fore I gits to HEAVEN!

We gotsta look us up some-a dat Black history, you know? I ain't 2 good at ree-searchin and dat sheeit, so's I be axin' ya'll ta hep out as you can. PRAIZE, YO!

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

Wo tinks fiddy cent is gettin softy? MaNn fiddy ainte snitchin bitches jus blowin shit outtah proportion, ye the niggah shudnt of said otha peepulz names but the niggiah didnt say "ahh can you belive that such such and such did this and that" and he didnt say "i hope yall cops is listenin" at the end of the daym song now did he, he was jus spittin the truth bout his 'hood, hot joint mayn nuff sed.

Stop Snitching And Stop Lyin. Mind Yo Business And Handle Yours And Stay Out Of Others. Preach WEEZY F BABY!

yea ma niga weezy need a video for this and that ambition he did on rap city the Basement...he was gone for a minute and came back wit fire..u can tell he been doin his homework....WEEZY F BABY, PLZ SAY DA BABY IS IN FACT THE BEST RAP

wow nigga if u eva come thru da hood well beat jo ass down fo snitchin SNITCHES GET STITCHES BITCH STOP SNITCHINGPER A LIVE!

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

How about some inspirational video?

FUcK ALL THESE BITCH MADE cRAB^S ! NIGGA ITS ALL B^OUT B^LOODZ B^ITCH M.O.B THE FUcK UP BANGIN ON HOOVAS, 20'S, 100 ALL YA BITCHES CANT FcucK WITH US. WE GOT DA B^RIcKS AND L.A ON piffleIN LOcK B^LAAAAAT !!!!

... shit mann C'z up BK ALL DAY ILL KILL A MUTHA fcIN SLOBK MANN nasty drowlin bitchz ...Man we odnt be livin like bitchz shti u got me worked up im balck and im a dude im a showty crip and im true to the mutha pifflein game yo piffle THIS AITN NO GAME ILL KILL A SLOB w/e i just say BK all day

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

Wow, sister!! For a moment there I thought you were a typical nigress. Your indepth knowledge of the nigra "language" is a little scary. You haven't been watching BET, have you?

HAPPY NIGRA "HISTORY" MONTH!!!!

Can't argue with your insight into nigra behavior, brother Remy..
But the thing that strikes me as most typical is how they must always besmirch good ex-negros like yourself!
How they seem to hate people who have aspirations of becoming something better than a 40 drinking, watermelon chewing, crack-dealing pimp.
Calling you "house niggers", "sellouts", "uncle toms" and what not..

Guess they must be jealous of you, just like they are jealous at us whites.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

This thread scared me at first, but now it amazes me. How you all can so accurately reproduce the typical sounds of nigras is beyond me! Even if I wanted to, I don't think I'd be able to play a non-white non-Christian!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

FUcK ALL THESE BITCH MADE cRAB^S ! NIGGA ITS ALL B^OUT B^LOODZ B^ITCH M.O.B THE FUcK UP BANGIN ON HOOVAS, 20'S, 100 ALL YA BITCHES CANT FcucK WITH US. WE GOT DA B^RIcKS AND L.A ON piffleIN LOcK B^LAAAAAT !!!!

... shit mann C'z up BK ALL DAY ILL KILL A MUTHA fcIN SLOBK MANN nasty drowlin bitchz ...Man we odnt be livin like bitchz shti u got me worked up im balck and im a dude im a showty crip and im true to the mutha pifflein game yo piffle THIS AITN NO GAME ILL KILL A SLOB w/e i just say BK all day

All that jungle babble is giving me a headache... has anyone actually laid eyes on this Zaius fellow? I though he his avatar was a Planet of the Apes character, but maybe being an actual negroidial he thought that was just another picture one of his fellows. That was so nigra-like that I have no freakin idea what he was trying to say. It literally hurt my eyes and gave me a headache. Seriously, has anyone actual laid eyes on this guy because he might be a shine. Too scary.

Please, don't overdo it like that again. Too scary. I need an asprin.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

Can't argue with your insight into nigra behavior, brother Remy..
But the thing that strikes me as most typical is how they must always besmirch good ex-negros like yourself!
How they seem to hate people who have aspirations of becoming something better than a 40 drinking, watermelon chewing, crack-dealing pimp.
Calling you "house niggers", "sellouts", "uncle toms" and what not..

Guess they must be jealous of you, just like they are jealous at us whites.

Nigra, especially the tar baby sub-species, hate to see others succeed where they have failed. They seem to maintian a "culture" that strives for failure. Did you see that video depicting the life of the typical Americanized Negroid that Zaius posted? They keep bragging about money, but they still are surrounded by savagely wild buck nigras in some God forsaken wasteland with a life expectancy of 22 years. What a bunch of idiot baboons. It's hard to even imagine that they are even human beings. If not for the fact that the Bible says they are "people" I'd figure that some local Zoo had a major "cage malfunction".

Of course they are jealous. I sleep next to a beautiful blonde-haired, blue eyed, gymnastic with soft supple skin and full cheery lips while they settle for some hideous fat bloated sheboons who look like walking piles of human escrement with protruding innertube lips, wide nostriled flat monstorus snouts, skin as rough and icky as a lizard, and greasy tar looking hair. And with that velcro they have for hair their groins no doubt stick together when they wantonly fornicate. I'd be jealous too if I was one of those "people".

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

This thread scared me at first, but now it amazes me. How you all can so accurately reproduce the typical sounds of nigras is beyond me! Even if I wanted to, I don't think I'd be able to play a non-white non-Christian!

At one time in my life, Jesus showed me His love by sending me to live for a time in an undesirable neighborhood. He also bestowed upon me a gift for mimicry, so I am able to recreate, in writing and aurally, "words" I hear spoken. Here, of course, I use the words "spoken" and "words" rather loosely, for obvious reasons.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

At one time in my life, Jesus showed me His love by sending me to live for a time in an undesirable neighborhood. He also bestowed upon me a gift for mimicry, so I am able to recreate, in writing and aurally, "words" I hear spoken. Here, of course, I use the words "spoken" and "words" rather loosely, for obvious reasons.

I'm sorry to hear that you were repeatedly raped by a gangs of savage nigra punks. "Da Hood" is just no place for a decent white woman to inhabit. It is good to hear that Jesus forgave you for whatever wretched sin provoked Him to put in in that god-awful ghetto and finally pulled you out of that life of perpetual sodomization and led you here for a reason. Praise His name!!! Hallelujah!!

Did the ordeal leave you with any light skinned nigra bastards? The Academy's doors are always open to nigra youth wishing to escape the chains of nigralism.