Thank GOD for Credit Cards!

[Glendora Christianson]

I was at Wal-Mart today and when I took out my Platinum Plus Visa Card, the nice lady at the register said "Thank GOD for credit cards" and I thought what a nice thing to say! So I want to sincerely thank our Lord for my Visa, Master Charge, Discover, and American Express (even though the last two aren't always accepted everywhere).

PS Thanks for Wal-Mart too, Lord. I sure hope you can keep those persnickety Chineeeese working had so we can get things for cheap.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: Thank GOD for Credit Cards!

Hello. You're a gal and you don't understand how credit cards work. OK.

I keep all my money in Woodrow Wilsons. "Woodys" Under my mattress.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Hello. You're a gal and you don't understand how credit cards work. OK.

I know all I need to know . . . just slide the card through that little slot and press OK. Jesus takes care of the details as usual.

[bung79]

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You do realise that God does't make the repayments for you?

[VictoryOS]

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You do realise that God does't make the repayments for you?

Repayments? After you pay for it once, why should you pay for it again? Must be another one of those backwards Australien things.

[ForGodsSake]

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Repayments? After you pay for it once, why should you pay for it again? Must be another one of those backwards Australien things.

Yep down here in OZ they charge you for paying for everything. They charge you for not having to make repayments. Its the Australian way.

[VictoryOS]

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Yep down here in OZ they charge you for paying for everything. They charge you for not having to make repayments. Its the Australian way.

Surely the work of the Devil! No wonder Australiens are so angry all the time.

[Pfc. James Nye]

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Hi. Like I said, I keep "Woodys" under the mattress. Although, to be honest, I only have one "Woody" left. That's pretty good for someone my age, though. I go to sleep with a "Woody" every night and wake up with a "Woody" every morning. You can't beat it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I go to sleep with a "Woody" every night and wake up with a "Woody" every morning. You can't beat it.

Sure you can. Try.

[Nobar King]

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Sure you can. Try.

The corruptor is back! Hillary Clinton wants you to beat your wood!

[bung79]

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Yep down here in OZ they charge you for paying for everything. They charge you for not having to make repayments. Its the Australian way.

I you can't appreciate how good we've got it in Australia theres one thing you can do... Fuck off!

[Seeker]

Re: Thank GOD for Credit Cards!

I was at Wal-Mart today and when I took out my Platinum Plus Visa Card, the nice lady at the register said "Thank GOD for credit cards" and I thought what a nice thing to say! So I want to sincerely thank our Lord for my Visa, Master Charge, Discover, and American Express (even though the last two aren't always accepted everywhere).

PS Thanks for Wal-Mart too, Lord. I sure hope you can keep those persnickety Chineeeese working had so we can get things for cheap.

Discover card is the best. I don't leave home without it. The more you charge the bigger that 1% cash back bonus is. It is a money maker.

[ForGodsSake]

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I you can't appreciate how good we've got it in Australia theres one thing you can do... piffle off!

I know exactly how good we have it here. Why do you think i can still be overwhelmed by the amount of heathens and unsaved, no hopers,drunken scum that i see everyday.
Pray to JESUS that you do not end up like the rest of OZ.

[Nobar King]

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Here's another good reason to use credit cards: money is DIRTY.

Man nabbed for pot-smelling cash deposit

Tue Mar 25,

STURGEON BAY, Wis. - The musty smell of a man's money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.

The $4,000 in bundled bills did not smell like burned marijuana but had a musty odor of ground sweet leaves, the report said.

The smell was so strong and distinct that a teller put the cash in a plastic bag. Sturgeon Bay police tested it for marijuana, and it came back positive, the report said.

The man was arrested when he returned to the bank to make a withdrawal. Police later found bagged marijuana at the man's home.

"All the pieces just came together," Police Chief Dan Trelka said.

The man is being held in the county jail on a probation violation, while the Door County district attorney's office reviews his case. It will be up to the district attorney to file formal charges.

That's why I always toss my loose cash in the laundry with my clothes when I do the laundry. I love the way the bills feel when they come out of the dryer, all hot and crisp. They smell so good!! And I don't have to worry about them being contaminated with illegal substances.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I never leave home with out my Landover Visa!

GLORY!