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What cologne would Jesus wear? Just don't tell me that he would not wear any like some smelly, unwashed hippy.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I love 'Old Spice', too. OFC, not as much as I love my Savior."Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004Comment
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Good point as always, Pastor Ezekiel. But I've always thought Our Savior would probably give off his own pleasant aroma and wouldn't need cologne. This is a question we probably won't have an answer for until we meet Him and can ask Him for ourselves.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostLet Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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I always prayed He would smell pleasant like a tobacco auction.
I love the way it smells inside the warehouses with all the ricks full of freshly cured leaf.
Maybe He would give off an aroma that draws us closer to Him like freshly baked bread or new gun scent(oiled metal or cosmoline).
I have been known to use a dash of Old Spice as well. Not for many years though.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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you guy need get with it. old spice is for grampa. try this okay.
all my bitch are love itComment
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Beastiality is specifically prohibited in the Bible you yellow Devil!
If you are using that bottle of burn unit sheet squeezings to attract dogs to have intercourse with then you are worse than I had imagined!
I have half a mind to issue you an Infraction for laying with animals!God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Sure, anything is better than your great grandpa's "Old Spice."Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
Do they still even make that stuff?
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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I thought just the name of the bottle would have done that Brother Marshell(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Actually now i think about this, JESUS would not have had to use cologne. His (JESUS) brilliant light off righteousness radiating from his self is sweet enough for those who truly love him.(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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