Ask an Ex-satanist

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Now, I know that you may be thinking; "Oh this is just another 'Ask a(n) _______' thread," but it has been suggested to me by the good Pastors to create one in order to help me (and hopefully other heathens) overcome my history of satanism and walk closer with Christ.

All questions are fair game and I am eager to reveal information about satanism's inner workings so that we may better combat its evils together.

[Nobar King]

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Are your parents Satanists, and if not, have you told them that you are renouncing the devil?

[Scheherazade]

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I suppose this coincides with Mr. Nobar's question, but:

Were you raised as a Satanist, or influenced to become one at a young age?

Or did you just choose it later on in your life?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Are your parents Satanists, and if not, have you told them that you are renouncing the devil?

I suppose this coincides with Mr. Nobar's question, but:

Were you raised as a Satanist, or influenced to become one at a young age?

Or did you just choose it later on in your life?

My parents are not actually satanists. I was not raised into any religion though I did grow up in a heavily mormon populated area and this influenced my later decision to take up satanism greatly (we all know that mormons actually give homage to the fallen angel).

I have told them that I am leaving satanism and they are really quite happy with me. I think their experiences with have to clean up after the "rituals" really turned them against satanists.

[Scheherazade]

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What are some activities unique to Satanists?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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What are some activities unique to Satanists?

Hehe, well I guess the obvious answer would be "worshiping satan," but I think that one's kind of a given.

Now, I have only ever been a satanist so I don't know if these are "unique" to them.

Hedonism is a big first (I don't think that one needs any more description).

Satanists really enjoy rituals. There is a wide range from black mass to summoning demons. They especially enjoy rituals that are hedonistic in nature.

I've known a few to perform animal sacrifices. There was the sewer access (think along the lines of the movie "It") that a group of satanists called "The Gate to Hell". It was supposedly the residence of a particularly nasty demon and people would make animal sacrifices in front of it.

The list goes on from Bible burnings, opening new Wal-marts, and even crucifying Chritian children on upside down crosses (though it is thankfully becoming rare).

Oh, and ALL satanists enjoy drugs. If they say they don't, then they are lying.

[Nobar King]

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I can understand turning to Satanism since you were surrounded by Mormons. The call line is appealing.

[Seeker]

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I've known a few to perform animal sacrifices. There was the sewer access (think along the lines of the movie "It") that a group of satanists called "The Gate to Hell". It was supposedly the residence of a particularly nasty demon and people would make animal sacrifices in front of it.

Clowns scare me.

Have you ever seen a real demon? Do you believe in nice ghost? Slyvia Brown?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Clowns scare me.

Indeed. Clowns are truly horrifying creatures. Liberal media would like us to belive they are only people dressed like queers and wearing make up but I have it on fairly high authority that real clowns* are actually low ranking demons made flesh.

Have you ever seen a real demon? Do you believe in nice ghost? Slyvia Brown?

Like I said, clowns can be considered demons in certain situations, but I think you mean something more stereotypical.

In truth, a few years ago I took part in the summoning of a demon who called himself (well, itself really. They have no gender that I know of) Yzzgothex --that is my best guess spelling wise; it didn't actually write its name out for me. It was quite a terrible experience. They typically look like a faulty mix of pre-existing creatures and aren't exactly the most amiable things I've met.

I've been told that I was a host for one for a while but I don't remember those few months very well.

Other than that I've never met "ghosts" so I can't tell you if they're nice let alone real.

*Clowns that work at carnivals

[Seeker]

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In truth, a few years ago I took part in the summoning of a demon who called himself (well, itself really. They have no gender that I know of) Yzzgothex --that is my best guess spelling wise; it didn't actually write its name out for me. It was quite a terrible experience. They typically look like a faulty mix of pre-existing creatures and aren't exactly the most amiable things I've met.

Oh, I see..

Have you heard of the rock band, Incubus? They even have a Nike shoe after that name. That is the sexual demon sometimes Christians warn you about.

I think it visited me one time.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Have your heard of the rock band, Incubus?

I have but I never listened to them. I used to listen to music that was actually satanic, a.k.a Beatles ablums played backwards. That reminds me, now I need to find good Christian music to listen to...

They even have a Nike shoe after that name.

That, strangely enough, makes sense. The CEO of Nike is a big time satanist though last I heard he was doing his best to cover it up. There was a nasty incident a while back when a couple of godly reporters found a few pentagrams and an oz of goats blood in one of his hotel rooms...needless to say Nike stocks sky rocketed when the Europeans found out.

That is the sexual demon sometimes Christians warn you about.

Well that would explain the orgy that took place afterwards.

I think it visited me one time.

Praise Jesus he didn't feel like sticking around! You can't imagine the chafing.

[Seeker]

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I have but I never listened to them. I used to listen to music that was actually satanic, a.k.a Beatles ablums played backwards. That reminds me, now I need to find good Christian music to listen to...

Well Incubus is Satanic indeed, but the Beatles rank up there too.

Yes the backmasking..turn me on dead man, turn me on. Number 9.

You should check out Petra and Michael Sweet..

That, strangely enough, makes sense. The CEO of Nike is a big time satanist though last I heard he was doing his best to cover it up. There was a nasty incident a while back when a couple of godly reporters found a few pentagrams and an oz of goats blood in one of his hotel rooms...needless to say Nike stocks sky rocketed when the Europeans found out.

Reminds me of Procter and Gamble products and Liz Clayborne(or however you spell that dead satan worshipper)

I am a Reebok fan myself.

Well that would explain the orgy that took place afterwards.

Hush.

Praise Jesus he didn't feel like sticking around! You can't imagine the chafing.

Yes, you can even use demons.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Reminds me of Procter and Gamble products and Liz Clayborne(or however you spell that dead satan worshipper)

I am a Reebok fan myself.

Most clothing companies have a link to satan one way or another. The only Godly clothes are the ones you make yourself otherwise you mind as well be wearing a giant "666" stamped across your forhead.

[Seeker]

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Most clothing companies have a link to satan one way or another. The only Godly clothes are the ones you make yourself otherwise you mind as well be wearing a giant "666" stamped across your forhead.

Check out the serial number on the back of Tide, I tell ya. And maybe Dove soap too. Evil. Hell, that company makes so many sinful products that I forget how many have slipped inside my home.

I think it is a sure sign of oil time in the 4 corners of my house. And to toss out all the Walt Disney stuff my kids have.

Demons here..Demons there! Everywhere!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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And to toss out all the Walt Disney stuff my kids have.

You let Disney products into your home!?!

A word to the wise: throw it all away and quickly!

Children brought up on Disney are guaranteed to turn into satanists once their little minds are able to get a grasp on what they've been exposed to.