[revrggreen]

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you mind as well be wearing a giant "666" stamped across your forhead.

DO YOU have a giant '666' stamped on your forhead?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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DO YOU have a giant '666' stamped on your forhead?

Well...I uhhh...ok, it's on the back of my head but that's not exactly the point....

[Seeker]

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You let Disney products into your home!?!

A word to the wise: throw it all away and quickly!

Children brought up on Disney are guaranteed to turn into satanists once their little minds are able to get a grasp on what they've been exposed to.

Well now... I am not going to let an ex-SATANIST..turned over night to a born again christian preach to me about Disney Land.

Just because there is demons attached to their coloring books does not equal/welcome a demon in my home.

I am a good mom and try to discern. That is why they color Moses in the basket with all the other dead babies and they love to color lentils.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Well now... I am not going to let an ex-SATANIST..turned over night to a born again christian preach to me about Disney Land.

To each his own I guess but who knows better where satan lurks than an EX-satanist.

You don't have to listen, but it will save you years of trouble to just get it over with now.

Just because there is demons attached to their coloring books does not equal/welcome a demon in my home.

You may think that it's only the coloring books but trust me when I say that Disney is rife with evil. A group of satanists that I once worshipped with used to take an annual pilgramage to Disneyland.

REMEMBER: They call it the 'Happiest place on Earth' for a reason.

[revrggreen]

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Well...I uhhh...ok, it's on the back of my head but that's not exactly the point....

Can you confirm for us that Marilyn Manson is the head of the Church of Satan and the Gothic Cult, and tell us more about his plans to use Goths and Wiccers as suicide bombers against Christians.

We already know all these evil Goth school-shootings are the first step in his Satanic Agenda against normal decent society, and that every school shooting from Columbine to Lely to Red Lake to Dawson, were all carried out under the direct orders from Mr Manson.

[abeautifulperson]

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YOU ARE A WANNABE

SATAINISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN!

It's a rejection of god! CHECK WIKIPEDIA BEFORE YOU LIE

go back to your emo shack, kid.

[Hitoshi]

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I am alway think marilyn manson is pretty. are you know her? are you have her phone number?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Can you confirm for us that Marilyn Manson is the head of the Church of Satan and the Gothic Cult, and tell us more about his plans to use Goths and Wiccers as suicide bombers against Christians.

Now, I wouldn't call him the leader of the Church of Satan. Think of him more along the lines of a figurehead or an icon.

I can confirm that he does urge Goths to perform violent acts against Christians. His trick is to 1) Make them hate God 2) Convince them that life is terrible 3) Trick them into thinking that it's God's fault they hate life and that they should take their anger out on him.

We already know all these evil Goth school-shootings are the first step in his Satanic Agenda against normal decent society, and that every school shooting from Columbine to Lely to Red Lake to Dawson, were all carried out under the direct orders from Mr Manson.

Naturally. Nobody can make the connection that these Goths are a part of a larger group. Everyone goes around thinking "Oh, goths are just some highschool trend...lalalala I'm gonna go vote for Obama now and read a book on evolution..." These people are WRONG! Goths are not just some trend. It's almost like a uniform for satanists. They are part of a larger, greater evil.

While they may not recieve from direct orders from Manson, he does use the mind game I described above to subconciously make them do it.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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YOU ARE A WANNABE

SATAINISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN!

It's a rejection of god! CHECK WIKIPEDIA BEFORE YOU LIE

go back to your emo shack, kid.

I'm sorry, I must have missed your introduction thread....Why don't you go back and start one up so you can explain to us why you hate Jesus.

I am alway think marilyn manson is pretty. are you know her? are you have her phone number?

I hate to burst your bubble Hitoshi but it's Mr. Manson.

[revrggreen]

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While they may not recieve from direct orders from Manson, he does use the mind game I described above to subconciously make them do it.

Son, when Manson tours we are well aware that he is passing out Church of Satan orders to each Goth Tribe in each State he visits. We know well how this operation works, as we already have had infiltrators and spies at every level in their evil organization. Make no mistakes, we are at war here, and we will use every tool at our disposal to bring these Satanic monsters down.

But thank you for admitting that Goths are the foot-soldiers for the Church of Satan. It shows us you are genuine in your repentance, and that you are being truthful with us.

Thank you for your honesty, your trust in us will not be forgotten.

Rev RG Green

[Wide-Open]

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SATAINISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN!

Right.

And Disneyland has nothing to do with Disney.

Makes sense.

Or are you saying satainism has do to with satain? Is that where the song "Nights in White Satain" comes from?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Son, when Manson tours we are well aware that he is passing out Church of Satan orders to each Goth Tribe in each State he visits. We know well how this operation works, as we already have had infiltrators and spies at every level in their evil organization. Make no mistakes, we are at war here, and we will use every tool at our disposal to bring these Satanic monsters down.

But thank you for admitting that Goths are the foot-soldiers for the Church of Satan. It shows us you are genuine in your repentance, and that you are being truthful with us.

Thank you for your honesty, your trust in us will not be forgotten.

Rev RG Green

I live to serve Christ, Reverend.

I apologize for the confusion that may have been caused but I think I can explain.

I did not mean to suggest Marilyn Manson is not driving Goths to do horrible things in the name of satan. What I meant is that there are no actual game plans showing maps of where each attack against Jesus should take place or how to go about doing it.

That would be too easy to trace.

Instead, he fills them with more subtle satanic influences and lets that carry them to do unspeakable things. Much in the same way that a Christian filled with the power of Jesus will know how to behave in a Godly manner.

Though this is not to say that he hasn't change how he does things in more recent days...

[Joshua Brooks]

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1.) Since you've given up Satanism have you regained a normal gag reflex or can you still stick a whole sausage down your throat wthout the compulsion to vomit?

2.) Has your dirty exit healed up and shrunk back to a normal size or it is permanently stretched out? Are you still required to wear a diaper due to the fact that your bowels could fall out of your behind without notice?

3.) It is true that male seed can cause blindness if it gets in a Satanist's eyes? If so, is it temporary or permanent?

4.) Also, does it discolorate your skin giving you pale blotches of skin shaped like splash marks?

5.) Do you the fact that Satanism defecate on one another and the unsanitary circumstances of such actions; Are there any new exotic diseases that Jesus has stricten only Satanist with that will be released to the general unsaved population in the next couple of years?

6.) When you summon a demon and it inevitably sodomizes you does it have a barbed tallywhacker like Satan or just an incredibly oversized tallywhacker like that of the blackest negroidial of the blackest jungles of Africa?

Thank you for taking the time to answer such inquiries.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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1.) Since you've given up Satanism have you regained a normal gag reflex or can you still stick a whole sausage down your throat wthout the compulsion to vomit?

It's not so much that you lose the normal gag reflex as it is that you learn how to control it.

2.) Has your dirty exit healed up and shrunk back to a normal size or it is permanently stretched out? Are you still required to wear a diaper due to the fact that your bowels could fall out of your behind without notice?

With some amount of exercise you can get the muscles to tighten back up...it does take time though.

3.) It is true that male seed can cause blindness if it gets in a Satanist's eyes? If so, is it temporary or permanent?

It can cause blindness until you wash it out.

4.) Also, does it discolorate your skin giving you pale blotches of skin shaped like splash marks?

Not if you're white.

5.) Do you the fact that Satanism defecate on one another and the unsanitary circumstances of such actions; Are there any new exotic diseases that Jesus has stricten only Satanist with that will be released to the general unsaved population in the next couple of years?

They do in fact defecate on each other (disgusting, I know). E-coli tends to be a problem among some satanists, there's also a severe pink eye epidemic but I personally have not heard of anything too exotic. With the satanists though, I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

6.) When you summon a demon and it inevitably sodomizes you does it have a barbed tallywhacker like Satan or just an incredibly oversized tallywhacker like that of the blackest negroidial of the blackest jungles of Africa?

It's not barbed but it's really cold and it is incredibly oversized *shudder*.

[Scheherazade]

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Did you meet any strange or memorable individuals while you were a Satanist?