[Nobar King]

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Personally, I think she's also a failed beta for the asian cyborgs.

Are you referring to the Japanese hugging robots? I can see how HC could have failed that training session.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Are you referring to the Japanese hugging robots? I can see how HC could have failed that training session.

That's how they started out. Pretty nice cover, eh? Since then they become much more violent.

[Wide-Open]

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Perhaps Hitoshi is an experimental Tamagotchi gone horribly wrong?

[Miss Maisie]

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A question for the reformed devil worshipper......what was it that finally made you open your eyes and reach for the loving warmth of the Lord?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Perhaps Hitoshi is an experimental Tamagotchi gone horribly wrong?

He's completely avoided my question as to whether or not he's a cyborg so I wouldn't be surprised. I can't help but wonder how they fit him into that little box though.

A question for the reformed devil worshipper......what was it that finally made you open your eyes and reach for the loving warmth of the Lord?

Landover was really the catalyst. I was able to compare Christians against satanists, side by side, and realized that I must have been doing something wrong.

[Miss Maisie]

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You and your coven, how many goats and babies did y'all sacrifice?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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You and your coven, how many goats and babies did y'all sacrifice?

Well, covens are for witches (as in females) and I didn't actually keep track of the exact numbers, but one particular cult I was in was able to get an annual goat body count of about 150 and 4-5 babies for certain holidays if we were lucky (babies were a lot harder to come by).

[Joshua Brooks]

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Now, I don't know anything about robots in the desert but I can tell you (and doing this may come back to haunt me if the satanists find out who's leaking information) that not all asians are human. There are a good number of factories owned by various satanic groups throughout countries in the Far East that create cyborgs made to look like normal asian people (if you can call them normal). This is probably the robot army you're refering to (though there may be newer facilities in the deserts of the Middle East) since they are programmed to seek and destroy Christians.

So all those crazy chinese college students who run around shooting hard working decent white students are killer robots and there is a government conspiracy to keep this knowledge from the general public?

I'm always hearing that orientals are really smart and good at math. Is this because they are actually robots? This would explain why all the orientals I've meet and who visit these forums have been complete and utter idiots. So the dumb orientals are flesh and blood and the rare smart ones are robots? So can I assume Hitoshi is flesh and blood seeing that he is a complete and absolute retard?

So many questions. Are the really yellow orientals the robots? I figured they were yellow because they drink pee, but now I just don't know anymore.

[Brother Temperance]

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So all those crazy chinese college students who run around shooting hard working decent white students are killer robots and there is a government conspiracy to keep this knowledge from the general public?

Actually, that knowledge has been in the public domain for quite some time now. The Koreans even put out a press release about it when they unveiled their latest school shooting robot.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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So all those crazy chinese college students who run around shooting hard working decent white students are killer robots and there is a government conspiracy to keep this knowledge from the general public?

That basically hits the nail on the head.

I'm always hearing that orientals are really smart and good at math. Is this because they are actually robots? This would explain why all the orientals I've meet and who visit these forums have been complete and utter idiots. So the dumb orientals are flesh and blood and the rare smart ones are robots? So can I assume Hitoshi is flesh and blood seeing that he is a complete and absolute retard?

The robots are the smart ones (well I use "smart" in a very loosely; I mean, hell, even my computer can do math and I don't consider it smart). But that does make the dumb ones biological. This still makes at least 50% (probably more) of all asians part robot. The intelligence factor is the only reason I haven't openly called Hitoshi a cyborg. Though he has curiously avoided my direct question as to his origins. This strikes me as suspicious since it would be useful for the satanist to be implanting agents into Landover.

So many questions. Are the really yellow orientals the robots? I figured they were yellow because they drink pee, but now I just don't know anymore.

It's actually the "motor oil" type substance they run on that dyes the color of their skin, or "exterior plating" as I like to call it. But for the biological ones, it most likely is all the urine they consume.

[JennyD]

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Mr. Marx, what connection does that demonic-looking racist Obama have with the Church of Satan?

Also, I can't help but be suspicious about Mike Huckabee not taking the Republican nomination. Is John McCain working with Satan, or is he merely the beneficiary of Satan's general conquest of the United States?

Is it true that Ron Paul is the only active candidate without any involvement with Satan, but only because Satan doesn't know who he is?