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  • R u as fed up...

    ...as I am with ppl who com in her talkg lolcatspk or txtspk insted of proper American?

    As one who respects and loves God's, and our, beautiful native language, this makes me furious! It flies in the face of simple decency. Honestly, is it so difficult to learn even the basics of grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence construction?

    And it's always the silly little trolls and flamers who are guilty of this offense. We True Christians ™ are, on the whole, well-spoken, literate, and more than able to clearly express ourselves. Our superior command of the language is testimony to our faith in and love for our Lord Jesus, for He guides our hands as they move over our keyboards to spread His Word in this Godly forum. For example, look at Poetic Peter's and One-Eyed Jack's contributions--pure lyricism and harmony!

    And people from other lands, like Scheherezade! S/he may have issues, but her English is flawless! Brother Lindh, the same. Brother Remy, our fine ex-Negro, and Brother Joshua Brooks--if their histories were unknown to us, there would be no way to discern their ghetto-fied backgrounds. And think of the obstacles these people had to overcome to learn to speak the proper language of the Lord! Yet these little pagans and heathens who were, for the most part, privileged to have been born either here in America or in another country where a reasonable facsimile (i.e., understandable by Americans) of English is spoken cannot be troubled to put in the minimal effort required to learn its simple rules! Jesus weeps!

    Can anything, anything at all, be done about this? Is there any way to limit the access of these unsaved, unwashed, trashy, ignorant "ppl" to this board unless and until they learn the rudimentary rules of American English? Or perhaps to issue them infraction points for their sub-par language skills? I'm not asking for perfection from them; in most cases, from what I'm seeing, that would be impossible, given their limited intellectual capabilities. I would only ask that they perhaps learn to use spellcheck and, occasionally, a thesaurus. I would even be willing to explain to them what the latter is and how it is used.

    Oh, I nearly forgot to mention our dearest Sister Petal. Here is a person who grew up under conditions of extreme adversity, with no formal education, and is literally self-taught in reading. Her English is not technically perfect, but it is clear and concise and she uses literary and visual devices to make her points, and no one who reads her posts has the slightest trouble understanding what she is saying. How does she do this? By sheer will and dedication. Time and effort. The need to communicate with her fellow Christians. She is an inspiration to us all.

    I'm considering just automatically putting the "great unwashed" interlopers on my "Ignore" list where I simply would not have to deal with them, but I would not want to do something so drastic and possibly un-Christian without consulting with our Pastors and other members of this Godly congregation.

    Does anyone have any suggestions? Please feel free to jump in!
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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    Re: R u as fed up...

    In order for them to change they need encouragement. My mom (RIP) used to say, "The best lesson is the most expensive." Maybe we could tax them for their bad spelling and punctuation? I'm sure they would learn quickly.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: R u as fed up...

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      In order for them to change they need encouragement. My mom (RIP) used to say, "The best lesson is the most expensive." Maybe we could tax them for their bad spelling and punctuation? I'm sure they would learn quickly.
      That's a thought...
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • #4
        Re: R u as fed up...

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        In order for them to change they need encouragement. My mom (RIP) used to say, "The best lesson is the most expensive." Maybe we could tax them for their bad spelling and punctuation? I'm sure they would learn quickly.
        Brother King, irony has it that I even consider the "RIP" abbreviation almost "leet speek".

        Clearly, this is not an attack on yourself or on your blessed Mom (RIP), but why don't we just say "may she forever Rest In Peace, that dear old lady who gave so much to Jesus"?

        SPQR, RIP, AD... it's how leetspeek started. We should stand up and say "NO" !

        We aren't LBC, we are the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. Praise!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: R u as fed up...

          Where's the filter technician when you need him?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: R u as fed up...

            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
            As one who respects and loves God's, and our, beautiful native language, this makes me furious!
            Your beautiful language isn not native! You'll find it is actually from England. Please don't be so egotistical or Jesus will punish you.

            Jesus spoke Aramaic which today is only spoken in a few villages in Syria! So maybe you should start learning that being a True Christian™ and all?

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            • #7
              Re: R u as fed up...

              Originally posted by lady_c View Post
              Your beautiful language isn not native! You'll find it is actually from England. Please don't be so egotistical or Jesus will punish you.

              Jesus spoke Aramaic which today is only spoken in a few villages in Syria! So maybe you should start learning that being a True Christian™ and all?
              What incredible arrogance!

              What evidence do you have that Jesus spoke Aramaic, or that he was limited to only that language? He who suffered and temporarily died for our sins was too inept to speak other languages, is that what you think?

              The gutterspeak found in England is a dying language. American is God's preferred language now, as can be seen by the obvious Blessings that He has bestowed upon His favorite country (America).

              God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

              2 Samuel 22:21
              The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

              2 Chronicles 15:7
              Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

              Psalm 31:23
              O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


              The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Whereas England is a decaying cesspool of race traitors and queers. Face facts and you might find Salvation.

              Coming into our Christian forum and being snotty like all you Godless brits can be will not win you any points with Christ. Keep a civil tongue in your head.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: R u as fed up...

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                What incredible arrogance!

                What evidence do you have that Jesus spoke Aramaic, or that he was limited to only that language? He who suffered and temporarily died for our sins was too inept to speak other languages, is that what you think?

                The gutterspeak found in England is a dying language. American is God's preferred language now, as can be seen by the obvious Blessings that He has bestowed upon His favorite country (America).

                God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

                2 Samuel 22:21
                The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                2 Chronicles 15:7
                Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                Psalm 31:23
                O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


                The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Whereas England is a decaying cesspool of race traitors and queers. Face facts and you might find Salvation.

                Coming into our Christian forum and being snotty like all you Godless brits can be will not win you any points with Christ. Keep a civil tongue in your head.
                Please give me one single proof that 'American' is God's preffered language and that America is the most powerful and wealthiest nation. Everywhere I look tells me different.

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                • #9
                  Re: R u as fed up...

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Coming into our Christian forum and being snotty like all you Godless brits can be will not win you any points with Christ. Keep a civil tongue in your head.
                  Where did you get the idea that I was brittish? Don't assume anything.

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                  • #10
                    Re: R u as fed up...

                    Ms. C, I have only heard of America, and where I live, most of it is negative.

                    I, however, am captivated by the country and aspire to live there, as it seems incredibly welcoming and diverse. I look around right now and see the inside of my tent.

                    If I were to go outside, I'd likely see my parents conversing with some of my siblings, our camels sleeping, and nothing but sand and dunes, with an occasional pyramid or two.

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                    • #11
                      Re: R u as fed up...

                      Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                      Please give me one single proof that 'American' is God's preffered language and that America is the most powerful and wealthiest nation. Everywhere I look tells me different.
                      Are you blind? Are you mentally diminished in some way? Can't you see how America has been blessed above all other nations? Nobody can do anything without America's permission. No nation in the history of the earth has possessed more wealth, enjoyed more natural resources, won more wars, or been so obviously Blessed by Jesus.


                      EDIT: It has just come to my attention that you are another drunken criminal aussie scum. So that explains everything. You inbreds spend all your time being jealous of the rich bounty God has bestowed upon America, I know.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: R u as fed up...

                        Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                        Ms. C, I have only heard of America, and where I live, most of it is negative.

                        I, however, am captivated by the country and aspire to live there, as it seems incredibly welcoming and diverse. I look around right now and see the inside of my tent.

                        If I were to go outside, I'd likely see my parents conversing with some of my siblings, our camels sleeping, and nothing but sand and dunes.
                        News for you - all other countries think negatively towards America for a reason. Don't go there unless you want to be robbed, raped by 'hardcore' gangsters or preached at.

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                        • #13
                          Re: R u as fed up...

                          Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post

                          If I were to go outside, I'd likely see my parents conversing with some of my siblings, our camels sleeping, and nothing but sand and dunes
                          Well then you should get your quaint little self and your family out of the land of sandcrawlers and over here to America, the land of freedom where we love JESUS, shouldn't you, Miss Sheherahead! (oh and do us a favor and leave your camels right where they are)
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • #14
                            Re: R u as fed up...

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Are you blind? Are you mentally diminished in some way? Can't you see how America has been blessed above all other nations? Nobody can do anything without America's permission. No nation in the history of the earth has possessed more wealth, enjoyed more natural resources, won more wars, or been so obviously Blessed by Jesus.


                            EDIT: It has just come to my attention that you are another drunken criminal aussie scum. So that explains everything. You inbreds spend all your time being jealous of the rich bounty God has bestowed upon America, I know.
                            Don't be rude. Again, I WILL believe you when you give me some proof or are you backed into a corner and spew out insults?
                            congratulations on the investigation of my nationallity. YES I am a proud Australian. That must have been difficult for you!

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                            • #15
                              Re: R u as fed up...

                              Originally posted by lady_c View Post

                              News for you - all other countries think negatively towards America for a reason. Don't go there unless you want to be robbed, raped by 'hardcore' gangsters or preached at
                              You're not very much of a lady, are you Lady C
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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