[Nobar King]

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How many channels of TV are there in Austrlia? There must be more than three or four. Is it all just religious nutjobs and wrestling re-runs? Do you guys have HD there yet? (Or color TV?)

[ForGodsSake]

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Introducing the new housing plan for the typical australiens. this great design comes with a bathroom on the inside......

[ForGodsSake]

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This would be the result of poor English on behalf of the aussie intelligence. If you do not say to an aussie, hey where is the beer or hey i just got out of prison for being a drunk fornicator who like nothing better than to lay on the ground in my own vomit They just cannot get the sense of real language.

[Seeker]

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Why do Aussies have the worst humor in the world? They always say us Americans can never get them. Really, I don't think so.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Can the Abo's instinctively tap dance and play harmonica like the American negro? Do they ever steal pies?

I'd like to answer this question if noone minds?
Abos do possess instincts that they have managed to use to their advantage in modern society. The running, hitting and catching hunting instinct is used with aplomb by the Austratard darkie upon his wimmenfolk and as many white folks as possible.
The musical instinct however does not exist in the slightest, excepting for rudimentary dijeridu and tapping stick skills, none of which sounds musical, and can only barely pass for rhythmical.
The singing these neanderthals perform at their corroborees can vbest be likened to a youtube video I saw where pet cats and dogs tried to imitate their human owners by singing in their yowelly howly cat and dog voices. This is what the neanderthal specialises at - 'mimicry' of normal human abilities.
As far as stealing goes nobody knows if they are as adept at stealing pies as they are prolific at stealing television sets, because the Australian Aboriginal limits his stealing abilities to goods of resale value, cigarettes and alcohol - not food. If they need to eat they just kill and eat one of their mangy huntinng dogs or snakes ar the occasional goanna.

[Deaner]

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Can the Abo's instinctively tap dance and play harmonica like the American negro? Do they ever steal pies?

[ForGodsSake]

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When you rape a Neanderthal(i.e. abo), and the creature becomes pregnant; does it have a 9 month pregnancy like normal people or is it more like 4 months? Do neanderthals have 1 cub or is it usually a litter. Is labor long and painful for the neanderthals or do the cubs just slide right out like a cow or horse?

We just ship them up north to Darwin and Alice Springs and let the tribal Neanderthals deal with there own. It is a nine month wait for them as well to see what pops out, but once they start they just keep popping them out for years because the more they pop out the more money they get for each child. They get paid to put their children (cubs) in school over here as well. So the more the merrier for them.

[Remy Lebeau]

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OK, the only way to find out about this land Australia is to ask. So ask away about anything you want to know.

When you rape a Neanderthal(i.e. abo), and the creature becomes pregnant; does it have a 9 month pregnancy like normal people or is it more like 4 months? Do neanderthals have 1 cub or is it usually a litter. Is labor long and painful for the neanderthals or do the cubs just slide right out like a cow or horse?

[lady_c]

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Oh, shut up Caitlin. Are you so envious one of your kind has found salvation that you feel compelled to try and thwart his success? Stop trying to sabotage his recovery and start reading a Bible. I'm sure you can find one to steal somewhere.

No infact, i'm not envious of his warped sense of reality. Its bitches like you that turned me away from 'God'. Why don't you stop and think for a second.... Is it normal to have intercourse with your beloved husband through a bedsheet? Are you really that thilthy or is he pretending your a man?

[bung79]

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Actually when Mad Max was on the movies here so many years ago now, all the hoons wanted to have the cars like the ones in the movie. Not sure how the ladies of OZ viewed Mel at that time.

The first Mad Max movie was brilliant. I loved the car. A 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe. A true Aussie muscle car. Although I never quite understood how the belt driven supercharger could be turned on and off with a switch. Thats logistically impossible. I might get back to the car forums.

[ForGodsSake]

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Do Australians really like Mel Gibson? Is 'The Road Warrior' the national movie?

Actually when Mad Max was on the movies here so many years ago now, all the hoons wanted to have the cars like the ones in the movie. Not sure how the ladies of OZ viewed Mel at that time.

[Nobar King]

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and guess what
I'm 19, I own my own house. wow.

You americans at 19 would be doing what at this point of life?

Australia is actually a multicultural society and we don't promote racism.

Why are people so racist on this site?

Oh, an Ayn Rand style egotistical capitialist! Only out for himself and his race. WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH YOU AUSSIES!!!???

[ForGodsSake]

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Australia is actually a multicultural society and we don't promote racism.

Why are people so racist on this site?

We are not racists, we want everyone to Praise Jesus, and by coming here on Gods Favourite Forum all can be forgiven for there heathen way of life. All they have to do is accept god. If we were racists there would not be many people on here. But going by the many members that are here, they are all being shown the way to here, hence we cannot be racists if God shows them the way here.

[Wide-Open]

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I'm 19, I own my own house. wow.

Is this it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Ask me a question.

You americans at 19 would be doing what at this point of life?

Why are people so racist on this site?

Excuse me, but this is "Ask an EX-Aussie". Please stop trying to derail the thread.
Thank you.