Born-again into my "Second Life" online

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

That's right, I'm back. After the unfortunate ****** incident that had be vowing to never, ever again go online ever again....Here I am.

I still don't know how much I'll be daring to log onto the WildWestWeb, but but one place online I know I'll always feel safe is the world of Second Life.

For those of you who have not heard of Second Life, it's sort of like the internet minus the criminals, and gaming minus all the sociopaths bragging about their desires to rape each other.

In short, it's basically an endless shopping mall, with flawless security. I imaging it's exactly what heaven will be like.

Well, not exactly, because there are still sinners to save in Second Life. And I have found the sinners to be quite open to listening to my witnessing, if only because they don't have the option of BFG-fragging me or mis-linking to some gay porn site.

In fact, I recommend that you all come join my "Being Born-Again is the REAL Second Life" soul-saving sessions. Let's say, from 10 PM onward (Iowa time, for those of you "first-life" missionaries overseas.)

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Re: Born-again into my "Second Life" online

To find me, search for "DrLaurie Criss" - SL forces you to chose a fake last name, so I chose "Criss" for "Christian".

Here I am:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Born-again into my "Second Life" online

To find me, search for "DrLaurie Criss" - SL forces you to chose a fake last name, so I chose "Criss" for "Christian".

Here I am:

I must say, that cyber-church does look awfully liberal. I do hope they're not cyber-episcopalians.