X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Interview the person below you.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

    Q: What do you think Obama will do when he loses the election to President Santorum next November and is kicked out of the country?
    A: Go back to being a pimp in Niggeria.

    Q: Do you think there will be a Rapture, or do you think we are responsible for establishing God's Kingdom on Earth so that Jesus may return and reign a sin-free world?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

      Comment

      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #17
        Re: Interview the person below you.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Q: Do you think there will be a Rapture, or do you think we are responsible for establishing God's Kingdom on Earth so that Jesus may return and reign a sin-free world?
        A: Yes.

        Q: Which is Godlier, Freedom, or War? Or is there a difference?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

          Comment

          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274
            #18
            Re: Interview the person below you.

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            A: Yes.

            Q: Which is Godlier, Freedom, or War? Or is there a difference?
            A: The GODliest answer is clearly war against those who aren't True Christians in defense of Freedom to be a True Christian.

            Q: What policies should the next Republican president implement to deal with atheists?
            sigpic
            The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
            - Proverbs 15:3

            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


              Comment

              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #19
                Re: Interview the person below you.

                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                A: The GODliest answer is clearly war against those who aren't True Christians in defense of Freedom to be a True Christian.

                Q: What policies should the next Republican president implement to deal with atheists?
                A: The AIDS policy: Arrest, Incarcerate, Deport, or enSlave all who won't convert.

                Q: How are you going to help Christians gain power in the Seven Mountains of Culture this year?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                  Comment

                  Previous 1 2 template Next
                  Working...