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  • Humongous
    Ms. Sham Wow 2011
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 263
    #1

    well, my beloved Peyton may go to Miami?

    well, i'm sure y'all all who keep up to date with God's favorite sport, Football, have heard all the rumors. My favorite quarterback might be headin down to Miami, or as Daddy (RIP) calls it, "Lil Cuba"? I'm not too sure peytin will be as effective down there on account of he don't know how to speak cuban? looks like them blowhole Dolphin owners is gonna have to get him a translator!

    well, wherever Peytin ends up, I'll still root for him. he's a shinin' example of what a retarded person can accomplish if they just give up they Downs Syndrome lifestyle choice, and get right with Christ! Praise God!

    In His name,

    Lori H
    Genesis 1:24
    And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: well, my beloved Peyton may go to Miami?

      I don't watch football. I heard that the winning team traditionally gang-rapes the quarterback and the tight end of the losing team in the showers afterward.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: well, my beloved Peyton may go to Miami?

          As long as he doesn't go to the Washington Deadskins, all will be okay.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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