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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Originally posted by SUV View Post
Is there but one sinner in this entire Congregation who is low enough to dispute this?
Careful, SUV - Thumper'll put a hurting on you.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!! -
Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Be it as it may, but even as a blissfully married lady, I must say that I have noticed his entrancing blue orbs...Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
I tink Mr Zeke has pretty eyes too. I am also a man. There is nothin wrong with men likin men. Jesus told me that.Originally posted by SUV View Post
Is there but one sinner in this entire Congregation who is low enough to dispute this?
I also dream about marrying David Bowie every nite. I hav huge poster of him on my wall. Sometimes I cut holes in it, an rape him in the eyes. Is that wrong?Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Why, oh, WHY is this Unsaved Trailer Trash Tard not banned yet?
(Dear God, my Father, I beseech You to give me the strength to resist my impulse to track this UTTT down and beat him within an inch of his miserable life. I ask this in the Holy Name of Jesus, Your only begotten Son. Amen.)Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Dear Friend,
While the specific Bible verse eludes me at this late hour, I'm willing to go waaaaaay out on a limb and say, yes, that is wrong.Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
Yours in Him,
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
hey babe, David Bowie hereOriginally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
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What're your favourite Bowie Albums?Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
Mine are:
Ziggy Stardust
Hunky Dory
Low
Aladdin Sane
Heathen
Reality
Maybe we could be friends =]Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
This is not some cheap pick-up site for sodomites. It's supposed to be a thread admiring my piercing blue eyes (which have been favorably compared to Jesus's).Originally posted by MrJIMMY View Post
Take your degeneracy elsewhere.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Ok, as you wishOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis is not some cheap pick-up site for sodomites. It's supposed to be a thread admiring my piercing blue eyes (which have been favorably compared to Jesus's).
Take your degeneracy elsewhere.
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And I'm still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle. Don't think I have forgotten, maggot.Originally posted by MrJIMMY View PostOk, as you wish
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
Explain why I should listen to someone who is insulting me, please?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAnd I'm still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle. Don't think I have forgotten, maggot.Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Awe-fully pretty eyes
The pastors only give you their tough love because they care. Jesus Himself, was not afraid to look the hook-nosed Jews into their less-than-blue eyes and call them vipers, pigs, dogs and whatnot.Originally posted by MrJIMMY View Post
We'll do anything it takes to save your immortal soul, and if Baby Jesus decides that insulting you is a part of the process, then that's a price we're willing to pay.
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Ewe-fully pretty eyes
Last edited by One-eyed Jack; 03-16-2008, 03:22 PM. Reason: Sue, I put blue eyes on your sheep...hope that's OK.Comment
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Re: Pastor Ezekiel has Ewe-fully pretty eyes
You have always known how to separate the sheep from the goats.Originally posted by SUV View Post 
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)Comment
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