My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

[herbertLovesGod]

I've grown less and less fond of my wife over the years but honour my vows before Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. She puts me through trial daily and over the past few months has taken to creating a living space similar to that of those afflicted with "the hoarding".

I have created piles of garbage around the house to put her to a "trial by garbage". Nothing got cleaned, I had to bring in a messican to finally "clean" the place. Then I was able to get my good christian mother to clean up what the messican missed. I even had to bring in my Pastor to then purify the space.

My mother is ashamed my wife is unable to break out of what my wife and her dirty scientologist shrink are calling "depression". Her skin is very thin and she bruises easily so I have to spare her the cane lest we end up in the hospital with a "I walked into a door ... again" story.

I'm at wits end, I've cut off her visits to the joo scientologist shrink, no mind pollution for us anymore thank you very much. How else can a devoted husband and christian break thier wife out of the lazy joo mindset of watching tv, bitching and doing nothing?!?

Servant Herbert.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

God abhors hoarding. Why do you think He only allows 144,000 people in Heaven at any one time?

Revelation 20
1And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
2And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
3And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
4And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
5But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection. 6Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

God abhors hoarding. Why do you think He only allows 144,000 people in Heaven at any one time?

I abhor her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

I abhor her.

Sounds like it's time to trade her in on a younger model.

[SUV]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

I Hate hoarders. They're so obviously behind RA12 - yet O'Bammy does nothing to stop them. He's probably one his own Damned self

So I suppose that this is the "White" House

[James Hutchins]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

I abhor her.

Sounds like it's time to trade her in on a younger model.

I've found, when a person goes against what God knows is right, things happen. I'd suggest speaking to my first two wives but that simply is not possible, unless you look for them in Hell.
Good things happen for Godly reasons.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

You are likely failing in your role as a Christian husband by permitting such foolishness.

Ephesians 5:22-25 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;"

The key is to give the simpleton an incentive to get rid of the mess. If Mrs. Porter tried this, I would probably burn her shoes in the backyard. One day to have the house back in order, or it's a pile on the lawn with gasoline and a flare. Or run the photo albums of her ugly family through the shredder. Find what is most important to the sobbing hen and use it to restore order in your home.

In Christ

[Nobar King]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

That's not hoarding, that's just lazy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

@ Herbert

I find it is simplest to just keep my wife in shackles all the time, and allow her no contact with the outside world. I lock the shutters on all the windows.

Cindy Lou has never driven a car, or read a book other than the King James Bible. The last time she saw the sun, was when her father delivered her to my threshold about a year ago.

I fear that a woman may be corrupted if she has been allowed to interact with a psychologist, who has probably told your wife to have self-esteem. It is important that you teach her that this is unBiblical and set her back on the Path of Salvation(tm), before it is too late for her. I'm sure you are familiar with the relevant scripture to this effect. How can a woman allow her husband to rule over her, when she has self-esteem? She must worship her husband, as the Bible teaches us that man is to his wife as Christ is to the church. A woman with self-esteem would be tempted to have faith in her own thinking, which could only lead her into a desire for anal penetration and other forms of child murder and aggression against Jesus.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

I Hate hoarders. They're so obviously behind RA12 - yet O'Bammy does nothing to stop them. He's probably one his own Damned self

So I suppose that this is the "White" House

Is that the place in kenya Osama bin Housain barak the monkey esq. was born?

I've found, when a person goes against what God knows is right, things happen. I'd suggest speaking to my first two wives but that simply is not possible, unless you look for them in Hell.
Good things happen for Godly reasons.

I won't be visiting your wives any time soon, but if you have a message for them, I'll tell my wife to deliver it.

You are likely failing in your role as a Christian husband by permitting such foolishness.

Ephesians 5:22-25 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;"

The key is to give the simpleton an incentive to get rid of the mess. If Mrs. Porter tried this, I would probably burn her shoes in the backyard. One day to have the house back in order, or it's a pile on the lawn with gasoline and a flare. Or run the photo albums of her ugly family through the shredder. Find what is most important to the sobbing hen and use it to restore order in your home.

In Christ

How true Brother, how did you know her family was ugly? I've seen baboons asses with a better complexion than most of them. Nigra like family aside, I do need to sieze the moment ... her being the moment, and rub her nose in it. I'm thinking of contacting these guys to see if they can give me some tips because I'm obviously dealing with an "Almost Heathen(tm)" and we need to save that behind in a hurry!

That's not hoarding, that's just lazy.

If she was in the zoo ... or hell, she would be a sloth.

@ Herbert

I find it is simplest to just keep my wife in shackles all the time, and allow her no contact with the outside world. I lock the shutters on all the windows.

Cindy Lou has never driven a car, or read a book other than the King James Bible. The last time she saw the sun, was when her father delivered her to my threshold about a year ago.

I fear that a woman may be corrupted if she has been allowed to interact with a psychologist, who has probably told your wife to have self-esteem. It is important that you teach her that this is unBiblical and set her back on the Path of Salvation™, before it is too late for her. I'm sure you are familiar with the relevant scripture to this effect. How can a woman allow her husband to rule over her, when she has self-esteem? She must worship her husband, as the Bible teaches us that man is to his wife as Christ is to the church. A woman with self-esteem would be tempted to have faith in her own thinking, which could only lead her into a desire for anal penetration and other forms of child murder and aggression against Jesus.

Shackles remind me of Nigra's too much, I think physical and mental duress may be shackles enough to get her off her lazy messican ass and back on the path of God.

With all this backing and support from Jesus and you good, honest, decent Christian's, I know I will be able to get my house back in order! She's having a timeout in the hall right now, once that is over, Gods work will commence and Control will be seized.

I'll let you all know how it goes.

Servant Herbert.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

I've grown less and less fond of my wife over the years but honour my vows before Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. She puts me through trial daily and over the past few months has taken to creating a living space similar to that of those afflicted with "the hoarding".

I have created piles of garbage around the house to put her to a "trial by garbage". Nothing got cleaned, I had to bring in a messican to finally "clean" the place. Then I was able to get my good christian mother to clean up what the messican missed. I even had to bring in my Pastor to then purify the space.

My mother is ashamed my wife is unable to break out of what my wife and her dirty scientologist shrink are calling "depression". Her skin is very thin and she bruises easily so I have to spare her the cane lest we end up in the hospital with a "I walked into a door ... again" story.

I'm at wits end, I've cut off her visits to the joo scientologist shrink, no mind pollution for us anymore thank you very much. How else can a devoted husband and christian break thier wife out of the lazy joo mindset of watching tv, bitching and doing nothing?!?

Servant Herbert.

Sounds like it would make good kindling for an accidental fire.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: My wife is a horder, is god going to take her?

Sounds like it would make good kindling for an accidental fire.

I don't want to burn her, just teach her a lesson.

Servant Herbert.