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  • herbertLovesGod
    Guest
    • Mar 2012
    • 223

    #1

    I came here with hate in my heart ...

    But am signing off for today feeling the love of True Christians (tm) and Jesus, our Lord and Saviour.

    The holy work being done at the church is nothing short of groundbreaking. The chances this church affords sinners to repent is unparalleled. I was a swearing mess when I entered and I leave basking in the glory of his words.

    Sorry, have to cut this short, the pizza chink is here.

    Peace and Unconditional Love,
    Herbert.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: I came here with hate in my heart ...

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Sorry, have to cut this short, the pizza chink is here.
    Hitoshi!?

    Is he back in Landover?

    Why, that lil yellow-bellied gook. He owes me $20.

    Was it this guy?

    Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #3
      Re: I came here with hate in my heart ...

      I miss him. We had so much fun when he came to the dairy.
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      Come climb my mountains.

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      • herbertLovesGod
        Guest
        • Mar 2012
        • 223

        #4
        Re: I came here with hate in my heart ...

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Hitoshi!?

        Is he back in Landover?

        Why, that lil yellow-bellied gook. He owes me $20.

        Was it this gay?

        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13739
        Lord thank the Lord NO! Or at least I don't think hitoshi was the little feller that brought the cheese covered wop num-nums. It was gooooood. I even gave the sloop a tip, "try not to be so asian".

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        I miss him. We had so much fun when he came to the dairy.
        Why does the chinee deny your your word Sister Roberta? He doesn't seem very saveable? How fast can he dry clean my pants?

        Servant Herbert.

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