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Re: Ask a Heretic
I need to talk to one of the pastors or moderators privately. It's pretty important.
I need to talk to one of the pastors or moderators privately. It's pretty important.
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Re: Ask a Heretic
Jim; growing up as a person of colour is not an easy thing. Jesus understands and loves you. But at the same time you can't spend all day lazing around on your porch drinking malt liquor. I mean even you can see that can't you?Originally posted by Jim Jackson View PostComment
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Re: Ask a Heretic
Why do you want to go to Hell? That just doesn't make any kind of sense at all.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Ask a Heretic
Jim Jim Jim.
Friend.
Jesus is there for you. He has provided you with two crosses.
One, he used for our Salvation, and perhaps for yours too.
The other, he donated to Microsoft (right top) or Apple Safari (left top, OK, technically, that is not a cross, I know) - both red - to "ban" yourself from this place that obviously slightly irks you.
However, know that he wants you to STAY!!!!!
Think about it for a few minutes. Sit down, have another malt, and listen to the Voice. (turn down the getto blaster for greater effect). Put down those McNuggets.
I'll pray for your nigra soul,
Amen.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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So...when is that private conversation going to be initiated? Can you make me a member long enough for me to PM someone?Originally posted by Jim Jackson View PostComment
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What do you have to say to us that's too embarrassing to say in front of Jesus and the internet?Originally posted by Jim Jackson View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Fine...look, there's no point in being here if I have no status other than to just goof off and waste time. I'm setting up another account if you'd be willing to consider making me a member right off the bat. I'm not asking for TC status, but at least member.Comment
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Re: Ask a Heretic
Maybe we can make you a Pastor right from the get go?Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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You want us to make you a member after spewing your racial hatred at us?Originally posted by Jim Jackson View PostComment
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No, not me. The other account that I started which would have nothing to do with me, and would be a good True Christian(tm) man. It would be the quintessential opposite of me.
No I am not scitzophrenic. Don't pull that shit on me.Comment
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It would appear that this damnable sinner is confused. It never fails, though.
I'll pray for his soul.
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Um; hi Jim. Do you want some water?Originally posted by Walker Evans View PostIt would appear that this damnable sinner is confused. It never fails, though. I'll pray for his soul.Comment
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Fine!!! It's clear that I'm outnumbered and me staying here won't change a thing!!! Fuck you people! Go suck a ****!Comment
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Re: Ask a Heretic
Well, praise Jesus we won't see him in Heaven. It would make it kind of hard for Paradise to live up to its name with him there.Comment
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