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  • iLOVEgeorgebush
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 16
    #1

    Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

    im curious to see if you guys like songs related to heaven and such. and for the record, I häte george bush.

    "and shes buying the stairway to heaven" ~Led Zeppelin, stairway to heaven
    Tags: retardeds on the short bus
    • iLOVEgeorgebush
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2008
      • 16
      #2
      Does LBC like Lynyrd Skynyrd

      Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite southern rock band. I figure since the band comes from a very conservative area of the country and there songs talk about god you might like it.

      cause Im as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change.
      Lord knows, I cant change

      ~Lynyrd Skynyrd, Free Bird

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

          How old are you, 12?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • One-eyed Jack
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 1092
              #4
              Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

              Hear, O ye kings; give ear, O ye princes; I, even I, will sing unto the LORD; I will sing praise to the LORD God of Israel. Judges 5:3

              Now, as far as these "bands" you mention... I do not think much of that song "Stairway to Heaven". It sounds pagan, with its bustling hedgerows and May Queens. You cannot buy your way into Heaven! And why didn't James Page take some guitar lessons? Goodness me! I much prefer Alfred Chublin's Joyful Noise Bluegrass Gospel Sextet.

              I did hear that "Free Bird" song once on the radio. As far as the line "Flip God the bird, you cannot change" I can only reply: REPENT! You can change, and you had BETTER change your evil ways before you end up in HELL.

              ~~ OEJ

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718
                  #5
                  Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

                  Originally posted by iLOVEgeorgebush View Post
                  Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?
                  ^^^Obviously we must.^^^
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                   Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384
                      #6
                      Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

                      Originally posted by iLOVEgeorgebush View Post
                      im curious to see if you guys like songs related to heaven and such. and for the record, I häte george bush.
                      "and shes buying the stairway to heaven" ~Led Zeppelin, stairway to heaven
                      Kindly keep your unctuous, unsolicited and uninformed opinions to yourself.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Does LBC like retardeds asking stupid questions?

                          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                          im curious to see if you guys like songs related to heaven and such. and for the record, I häte george bush.
                          Kindly keep your unctuous, unsolicited and uninformed opinions to yourself.
                          Unctuous, unsolicited, uninformed and unnecessarily umlauted.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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