[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now I'm not quite sure what "strumming pleasure" is but I'll bet a hundred dollars you're not supposed to be doing it with a guitar. What's it sound like to you? You really don't think the queers are sticking these in their rear-end do you?

It wouldn't surprise me, brother. Those queers will stick anything up there. It's the demons that live in their colon that need itching, from what I've read. The Creation Scientists at Landover University have studied this in depth.

But I wonder what "strumming pleasure" is a euphemism for in the perverted world of homers.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Would you rather little kids be able to beat the devil? That's the big thing here, I'd rather have them beat the living snot out of him in a game, just to show that they can do it again, if they ever needed to of course.

OMG, it's not just sodomy, then, it's also introducing our children to sadomasochism! What vile perversion is next, rock 'n roll sheep? I say Ten, please, please, stop playing this Guitar Queero game, and encourage all of the other gays to do the same. Your immortal souls are in dire peril.

[I say Ten]

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This game is meant for fun, You people need to learn that its only for that. I'm not going to stop because it makes me better at real guitar. I also play drums for a Rock N' Roll band. Is that a sin? or is denying everyones opinion the only thing to do. This is why I don't go to these sites, because of all the biased opinons of you all. But I'd rather stay because I LOVE GOD.

[I say Ten]

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The Bible says to love your enemy as your neighbor, to love everyone as you love oneself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Bible says to love your enemy as your neighbor, to love everyone as you love oneself.

I'll bet you've never even read the Bible. Do you hate your parents? Do you hate yourself?

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Before trolling us, you might want to read THIS, pal.

[I say Ten]

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Who says I'm trolling anything? I'm not here to debate anything, I came here to praise jesus, but some of the things i've read are the most immature things i've ever read in my life. Like how you people make FUN of homosexuals? Can you get anymore childish? You don't like them, just let that be the message, instead of bashing them. And if you hate someone, then you in turn hate yourself. No body can HATE someone, they might be really annoyed, and dislike them, but if you can get to know someone, maybe listen to their point of view, then you can do great things. I'm not praising gay people or anything, I, Myself, Am really frustrated with all the gay rallys, and how they think they are better than other people. But I'm also not backing up you people on how you talk about them.

[iSayTen]

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the devil's violin (guitars)

The Devil's violin isn't a guitar, it's a violin. Haven't any of you ever heard the great song, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"?

[Wide-Open]

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Now I'm not quite sure what "strumming pleasure" is but I'll bet a hundred dollars you're not supposed to be doing it with a guitar. What's it sound like to you? You really don't think the queers are sticking these in their rear-end do you?

Brother Deaner, I know what it is. I'm ashamed about that, but this was all from my unsaved days ...

The technique was invented in the 80ties by a man called Joe Strummer. What he did was squeeze his Tallywhacker under the strings, just above the "bridge". He would then use a plectrum (which is a substitute for a rectum, often made by a homer company called Jim Dunlop) to rhythmically scratch the strings, thus satisfying his "musical" (ahem) feelings.

A strummer is not as perverted as a busker, but you don't want to know what that is anyway. And I won't get into fingerpicking or whammybars either.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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Why does everyone get offended by lucifer being on Guitar hero 3.

It's just a game.

It is NOT just a game. Rock and roll music is the tool of Satan and anyone who revels in Satanic rock music is bound for hell! That includes anyone who plays this "game"!! All True Christians(tm) know that any music with a drum beat obviously has pagan origins and as True Christians(tm) it is our job to stamp out paganism at every turn! Maybe if you read the Bible once in a while you'd know these things!!