A new TC(tm) take on an old classic game

[Justina Thyme]

Brethren and Cistern, here it is, straight from the Godly Department of Faith itselt, in limited edition: True Christian(tm) Monopoly!

This new blessed version is played much the same as the seclar Monopoly played by Unsaved Trash(c), with one very important difference: There are no "Get Out of Jail Free" cards. Now, before you start wondering what I could be blathering about, let me tell you that there is a substitute for those cards, a wonderful substitute indeed:



Needless to say, this edition is strictly limited and numbered, and will only be available for a limited time exclusively at the Landover Religious Book Store. So run and get your set before they're all sold out! Praise Jesus!

[WickedWitch]

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I wonder if it's a good idea to advertise the notion that you can "get out of Hell free" with a simple card, istead of honest contrition, repentance, and acceptance of Jesus. Shouldn't the game, which will be played by True Christian children reinforce the values of your religion?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I wonder if it's a good idea to advertise the notion that you can "get out of Hell free" with a simple card, istead of honest contrition, repentance, and acceptance of Jesus. Shouldn't the game, which will be played by True Christian children reinforce the values of your religion?

Nice try slut. What Papist dog told you that?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A new TC™ take on an old classic game

I wonder if it's a good idea to advertise the notion that you can "get out of Hell free" with a simple card, istead of honest contrition, repentance, and acceptance of Jesus. Shouldn't the game, which will be played by True Christian children reinforce the values of your religion?

Oh, how little you unsaved understand God! Sister Justine has it exactly right--getting out of Hell is free:

He that spared not his own Son, but delivered him up for us all, how shall he not with him also freely give us all things? Romans 8:32

All you have to do is ask, and it shall be given you. Matthew 7:7

[WickedWitch]

Re: A new TC™ take on an old classic game

All right, all right, y'all. Just calm down. I was just asking a simple question, no need to get your feathers all ruffled.

[ElderUK]

Re: A new TC™ take on an old classic game

So did you steal the design of the card from the producers of "Reaper" or did they steal from you?

Like to see this one in court.

[Nobar King]

Re: A new TC™ take on an old classic game

Like to see this one in court.

You're going to sue? For what?