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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Major Secular University to Study Biblical Truths!

    California finally makes a good choice.

    $5 Million Grant Awarded by Private Foundation to Study Heaven

    With all the concerns on the minds of Californians today, some think that $5 million could be spent researching and addressing the mysteries of autism, pollution, or rising energy costs. However, nthing is more pressing than studying the details about life after life. Of course if this were my $5 million, I wouldn't spend it on this research because the Bible already tells us what we want to know:


    Us True Christians™ in heaven will be “shining” and wearing “white robes,” indicating our moral purity and righteousness (Dan. 12:3; Matt. 13:43; Rev. 3:4; 6:11).

    We will get everything we want (Psalm 16:11).

    Christ will give new names to the righteous by means of a lovely white rock (Rev. 2:17).

    Jesus has His Holy Domestic Staff preparing our new mansions (John 14:2-3).

    In heaven, we will be stinking rich (Matt. 6:19-25; 25:20-21; Luke 19:17-19; 1 Cor. 3:12-15; 2 Cor. 5:9,10). Why, we might even be given our very own crown! We might choose from the crown of life (James 1:12; Rev. 2:10), the incorruptible crown (1 Cor. 9:24, 25), crown of rejoicing (1 Thes. 2:19; Phil. 4:1), crown of glory (1 Pet. 5:1-4), or crown of righteousness (2 Tim. 4:6-8)!

    But at the same time, it does make my spirit sing to know that God's Word is being heard!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824

    #2
    Re: Major Secular University to Study Biblical Truths!

    One aspect of the glorious hereafter that I most look forward to is moving from this body into my new glorified body!

    Isaiah 35:3-5
    Strengthen ye the weak hands, and confirm the feeble knees.
    Say to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come with vengeance, even God with a recompence; he will come and save you.
    Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped.


    Before accepting Christ as my personal LORD and Savior, I wallowed in all manner of perversion and, as a result, have to live with a ruined rectum. Every time I change diapers, it is a bittersweet reminder of how fortunate I am to have knelt before the Cross of Wonders when I did, rather than after it was too late. I count the days until Jesus calls me home and restores my anus.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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