need some bible study help

[VinnieVespisti]

....so I found this here challenge to dweebs - write a story in 6 words..... and I got to thinking about the christer bible, and how difficult it is to read without falling asleep n' all. But if all it's stories and books were wrote like this, maybe I could learn it:

God to Earth: “Cry more, noobs!”
- Marc Laidlaw

now I reckon that story is kind of a overview of the bible, but I ain't entirely sure..... so I was wonderin' if there's some other christer stories that you bible know-alls could retell in 6 words, for my edificational edumacation?

Vinnie is sincere when he says "thanks a bunch".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: need some bible study help

This might be a good place to start for you, Vincent.

Don't forget to stay in the lines for Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: need some bible study help

"God kills Italian Homers WITHOUT EXCEPTION!"

Is it true that Italian men have large Tallywhackers as a Car Substitute?
All the American men I know drive those wonderfully large, fast Cars, but all the Italians (Including yourself) drive small one's.

[SUV]

Re: need some bible study help

(Why, there's that Good-looking Brother Vinnie again..... )

Here's mine: Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus (oh) JESUS!!!!!

By the way, Brother Vincent: If you use that coloring book of Brother Ezekiel's be sure to color only in Pure, Christian colors. Because if you don't, He will know.

SUV

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: need some bible study help

If your tombstone can accommodate six words, then here's my contribution:

Vinnie mocked Jesus. Too late now!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: need some bible study help

Mr. Testosteroni, I, for one am impressed that after ALL this time you are now seeking our guidance.

Perhaps there is hope for you afterall.....I mean you will always be a greasy WOP......but it seems your heart is getting to be in the right place!


GLORY!!!!!!!

With Love and Compassion, Sister Thumper

[lilith]

Re: need some bible study help

....so I found this here challenge to dweebs - write a story in 6 words..... and I got to thinking about the christer bible, and how difficult it is to read without falling asleep n' all. But if all it's stories and books were wrote like this, maybe I could learn it:



now I reckon that story is kind of a overview of the bible, but I ain't entirely sure..... so I was wonderin' if there's some other christer stories that you bible know-alls could retell in 6 words, for my edificational edumacation?

Vinnie is sincere when he says "thanks a bunch".

Hey Vinnie? As an unrepentant heathen,I'm no bible expert...but I could do you one about you (& in only four words!):

Um..god?
Vinnie.
Why?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: need some bible study help

Hey Vinnie? As an unrepentant heathen,I'm no bible expert...but I could do you one about you (& in only four words!):

Um..god?
Vinnie.
Why?

Please learn to capitalize. Or Die.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: need some bible study help

I suppose you could sort of sum up the NT as: Jesus saves us. Kikes kill him.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: need some bible study help

"God kills Italian Homers WITHOUT EXCEPTION!"

Vinnie ain't no homo. The End.

Is it true that Italian men have large Tallywhackers as a Car Substitute?
All the American men I know drive those wonderfully large, fast Cars

Talitha frustrated, shortchanged... sincere Vinster© condolences.

Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus (oh) JESUS!!!!!

Every shower was one helluva shower.

With Love and Compassion, Sister Thumper

Love, Compassion: pet names, Thumper's twins.

but I could do you

Lilith dreamed an offer Vinnie considered.

I suppose you could sort of sum up the NT as: Jesus saves us. Kikes kill him.

Bro Temp, you're the only dude who took my bible question serious, and that's a damn fine story you wrote there..... you got a take on that Solomon Song?