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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

    Hello Sisters,

    It has come to my attention that this little WHORE has been trying to entice MY honeypie, Pastor Zeke to cheat on me. She has been trying to tempt him with rather racy photos and from what I can gather very slutty PM's to him.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=4958

    I need your help with ideas on what to do with this gutter slut?

    P/S: Please feel free to harass her if you'd like. I know we don't take kindly to wanton sluts around here.

    Sister Thumper
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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056
      #2
      Re: Calling All LOL's Emergency Meeting!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Hello Sisters,

      It has come to my attention that this little WHORE has been trying to entice MY honeypie, Pastor Zeke to cheat on me. She has been trying to tempt him with rather racy photos and from what I can gather very slutty PM's to him.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=4958

      I need your help with ideas on what to do with this gutter slut?

      P/S: Please feel free to harass her if you'd like. I know we don't take kindly to wanton sluts around here.

      Sister Thumper

      I wouldn't worry about it - Zeke isn't much into girls anyway.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Calling All LOL's Emergency Meeting!

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          I wouldn't worry about it - Zeke isn't much into girls anyway.
          Get lost Bitch. Don't dull down this thread.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: Calling All LOL's Emergency Meeting!

              I have the DOF File with me now Sister.

              Perhaps an invite on one of our hunting shopping trips is in order?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027
                  #5
                  Re: Calling All LOL's Emergency Meeting!

                  The Cokes just called - and they want their bottles back

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                    • KJV4me
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                      • Apr 2008
                      • 80
                      #6
                      Re: Calling All LOL's Emergency Meeting!

                      This is most alarming!!

                      Sister, I don't know if you have anything like this available to you, but I securely affix chastity belts onto all my daughters naughty zones once they reach the age of 12:




                      Perhaps this succubus could be likewise restrained?

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                          She is just such a whore! She must be out of her mind too!

                          What would a gorgeous guy like my Handsome Honeypie be doing with a gutter slut like that?!??

                          Why, she's probably had more hands up her skirt than a muppet.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              She is just such a whore! She must be out of her mind too!

                              What would a gorgeous guy like my Handsome Honeypie be doing with a gutter slut like that?!??

                              Why, she's probably had more hands up her skirt than a muppet.
                              Aw, shucks, you're embarrassing me sister.

                              Why do all you ladies like that photgraph of me they used for the church calendar so much?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • tLakota
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                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 206
                                  #9
                                  Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                  Hello Sisters,

                                  It has come to my attention that this little WHORE has been trying to entice MY honeypie, Pastor Zeke to cheat on me. She has been trying to tempt him with rather racy photos and from what I can gather very slutty PM's to him.

                                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=4958

                                  I need your help with ideas on what to do with this gutter slut?

                                  P/S: Please feel free to harass her if you'd like. I know we don't take kindly to wanton sluts around here.

                                  Sister Thumper
                                  Holy Crap She's FUGLY!!!!!! Is that really her? She needs a makeover or something.... Even I don't look that bad! I don't think you have anything to worry about, chicky. There's no way Zeke would be into 'that'. You know? But if she's sending scanty pictures there's something wrong there. I'd like to see what she'd say in her defense.
                                  Willpower rules the world.

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                                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
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                                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 12414
                                      #10
                                      Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                                      That wench has been a bane of our existence ever since we first took notice of her tiny jungle island. Frankly she has me worried for the safety of our brave missionaries come this July. I wouldn't be surprised if she meets them with open arms and a belt full of explosives.
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                                        • Wide-Open
                                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2007
                                          • 18449
                                          #11
                                          Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                                          Sister Thumper, I was asked to close this thread as you probably feel bad about it. I hope that is OK with you? Let me know!
                                          Psalm 81:10:
                                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                            • Wide-Open
                                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 18449
                                              #12
                                              Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                                              OK, I don't know what's going on, but I do have to close the thread now. Sorry folks.
                                              Psalm 81:10:
                                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15708
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Calling All LOL's - Emergency Meeting!

                                                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                  Sister Thumper, I was asked to close this thread as you probably feel bad about it. I hope that is OK with you? Let me know!
                                                  The nerve!!!
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