[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Ahh, I know the whore you speak of. I'll see what I can do. She'll never lay a finger on your ezpie, rest assured.



And Remy, I know you pride yourself in thinking you're less off a blue-gummed nigra than the next buck, but your crap about me being sodomized is just plain monkey speak. The only thing inside me for the last 3 months was Jesus Christ. I was lucky enough to serve as some sort of makeshift holy man for those hell bound murderers and rapists. Not that they listened to a word I said, but it must have kept the homers from craving my perfect ruby starfruit. PRAISE THE LORD for that!



Thank you all for the warm welcome. I am truly blessed to come into your hands again.

Perfect ruby starfruit, eh? Well, glad to have you into my our hands, then, Brother...

[Justina Thyme]

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And tithe, of course, it's always fulfilling to tithe.

I reckon Brother Cross' anus might have been filled with demons by the nigroids, don't you think so, Sister?

I do indeed, Brother Solo. Especially after reading this post by him:

Brother Bob Cross

And Remy, I know you pride yourself in thinking you're less off a blue-gummed nigra than the next buck, but your crap about me being sodomized is just plain monkey speak. The only thing inside me for the last 3 months was Jesus Christ. I was lucky enough to serve as some sort of makeshift holy man for those hell bound murderers and rapists. Not that they listened to a word I said, but it must have kept the homers from craving my perfect ruby starfruit. PRAISE THE LORD for that!

It seems that Brother Bob Cross is in need of some lessons on how to interact with his betters on this Godly forum. Or of some infraction points for disrespecting a True Christian(tm). Or a judiciously-applied combination of both.

[Remy Lebeau]

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And Remy, I know you pride yourself in thinking you're less off a blue-gummed nigra than the next buck, but your crap about me being sodomized is just plain monkey speak. The only thing inside me for the last 3 months was Jesus Christ. I was lucky enough to serve as some sort of makeshift holy man for those hell bound murderers and rapists. Not that they listened to a word I said, but it must have kept the homers from craving my perfect ruby starfruit. PRAISE THE LORD for that!

Exactly. They didn't listen. So how exactly does one act as a holy man when nobody listens to your sermons? "Makeshift holey man", indeed. It's extremely difficult for murderers or rapists to have a craving for "ruby starfruit" if they have ready access to it and are gorging on said fruit 24 times a day.

Now you look here you nigra tallywhacker holstering back door semen disposing ex-con. You'd best save the sass when addressing one of God's Elect. I know that you have had more huge, throbbing, tar colored, AIDS infected, coca butter smelling, high octane buck nigra tallywhackers forced into your rear, mouth, ears, nostrils, eye sockets, and every other orifice they could find until your body was literally oozing with male seed than you would like to count. And I know that the demon larvae within the nigra seed is probably what is responsible for your sassy lil San Franciscan backtalk, but you are going to have to get a grip on yourself. Perhaps Sister Thyme can offer you some assistance in battling demon tongue possession.

Don't you dare expect anyone in this, God's Favorite Church, to honestly believe that in the absence of any white women to rape that bucks aren't going to ravage a lone white man with no friends and not pass him around like a smoke pipe at an injun pow-wow. If you feel you aren't man enough, after being a "woman" for so long, to pick yourself up by your bootstraps I can direct you to some Christian grief counselors or send you an Ex-Gay Ministry pamphlet if you think those 3 months of constantly being on the receiving end of butt buggery have made you queer.

Your racist outburst tells me that I've struck a nerve. We don't tolerate racism here at Landover Baptist so you had best nip it in the bud(that's bud, not butt) before you find yourself banned. Now I'm going to have to issue you a warning for insulting a moderator. I hope you get well soon, Mr. Cross.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Exactly. They didn't listen. So how exactly does one act as a holy man when nobody listens to your sermons? "Makeshift holey man", indeed. It's extremely difficult for murderers or rapists to have a craving for "ruby starfruit" if they have ready access to it and are gorging on said fruit 24 times a day.

Now you look here you nigra tallywhacker holstering back door semen disposing ex-con. You'd best save the sass when addressing one of God's Elect. I know that you have had more huge, throbbing, tar colored, AIDS infected, coca butter smelling, high octane buck nigra tallywhackers forced into your rear, mouth, ears, nostrils, eye sockets, and every other orifice they could find until your body was literally oozing with male seed than you would like to count. And I know that the demon larvae within the nigra seed is probably what is responsible for your sassy lil San Franciscan backtalk, but you are going to have to get a grip on yourself. Perhaps Sister Thyme can offer you some assistance in battling demon tongue possession.

Don't you dare expect anyone in this, God's Favorite Church, to honestly believe that in the absence of any white women to rape that bucks aren't going to ravage a lone white man with no friends and not pass him around like a smoke pipe at an injun pow-wow. If you feel you aren't man enough, after being a "woman" for so long, to pick yourself up by your bootstraps I can direct you to some Christian grief counselors or send you an Ex-Gay Ministry pamphlet if you think those 3 months of constantly being on the receiving end of butt buggery have made you queer.

Your racist outburst tells me that I've struck a nerve. We don't tolerate racism here at Landover Baptist so you had best nip it in the bud(that's bud, not butt) before you find yourself banned. Now I'm going to have to issue you a warning for insulting a moderator. I hope you get well soon, Mr. Cross.

This is absurd. Surely they taught you what racism means in your ex-negrofying process. As everyone knows, it's not racist unless you use the N word. Maybe you should chill out jive turkey. I'm aware of your status in our fine church, and mean no disrespect, but you're surely the only one out of line here. When a man of God insists that he's never been defiled by godless heathens, he surely means it. I ain't no homer!!!

[Justina Thyme]

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This is absurd. Surely they taught you what racism means in your ex-negrofying process. As everyone knows, it's not racist unless you use the N word. Maybe you should chill out jive turkey. I'm aware of your status in our fine church, and mean no disrespect, but you're surely the only one out of line here. When a man of God insists that he's never been defiled by godless heathens, he surely means it. I ain't no homer!!!

It is well known, Bob Cross, that one of the first symptoms of someone's being possessed and used by DEMONS is disrespectful speech and thoughts towards Godly men.

I will exhort you, DEMON, this once, to look at the word "Member" under your name. It means that you have passed a preliminary investigation. No less than that , but no more.

Now, look at the title under our Brother Remy's name. It reads:

President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
Moderator

So not only is Brother Remy Labeau a True Christian(tm), he is the president of one of our largest and most successful ministries and a moderator on these boards.

The difference in rank between the two of you is akin to the difference in rank between a Corporal First Class and a Major in the US Army. You are in no more of a position to speak in a disrespectful manner to Brother Remy than the former in the above example would be to speak to the latter.

You are thin ice here. An apology is in order, unless you are courting a large number of infraction points and/or a permanent ban from these boards. Be thankful that you have received this warning.

[Jonesy]

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Did you have a computer in Prison?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Sister Justina your are so beautiful when you're angry.

[Remy Lebeau]

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This is absurd. Surely they taught you what racism means in your ex-negrofying process. As everyone knows, it's not racist unless you use the N word. Maybe you should chill out jive turkey. I'm aware of your status in our fine church, and mean no disrespect, but you're surely the only one out of line here. When a man of God insists that he's never been defiled by godless heathens, he surely means it. I ain't no homer!!!

You are not a man of God. You are just some guy, like many others, claiming to be a Christian, but you are NOT a TRUE CHRISTIAN. Until Jesus tells our pastors otherwise, you are NOT as holy as we are. Between you and me, this is not OUR church, this is MY church. You do not live in Freehold, nor do you attend or have a tithing plan with THE Landover Baptist Church. You are merely the member of these forums, simpleton. So if anyone is out of line it is you.

Now we have a serious problem with liars and take great offense to the fact that you would even insult our intelligence by stating that a lone white male (without being a member of a nazi catlick gang) in a prison system notorious for racial segregation, interracial gang violence, and sodomy domination rituals somehow magically was untouched by the nigras, slants, and spics. Those white hating Nation of Islam converts, especially, would have injected you with so much spunk that there would be no way to differentiate you from a cream filled powdered donut. Denial is not a True Christian trait, friend. If you ever want to conquer your past and give your future over the Jesus you are going to have to start telling the truth.

The term "nigger" has the same meaning as the terms african-american(derogatory), nigra, jigaboo, black(derogatory), porch monkey, coon, shine, etc. The only difference is that the secular lieberalist, in their efforts to mask the True Racism that they inflict upon coloreds, have made a word a scapegoat. By secular standards one can love, respect, and treat kindly his nigra neighbor but still be racist because he refers to him as "nigger" instead of "black". On the other hand, a person can deny a nigra employment on the basis of color, move out of a neighborhood when a new nigra neighbor moves in next door because they don't like nigra, and banks can discriminate against nigra based on skin color and not be racist simply because they use the term "black" instead of "nigger". Let's face it, if a gang of nazi catlicks walks into a room and says, "Niggers, you suck!!", nobody is going to have any confusion as to who they are referring to. Saying "African-Americans, you suck!!!" would mean the exact same thing. So don't you think that not using the term "nigger" makes you any less of a racist. We don't use the term "nigger" here because we know how deeply the secularist have brainwashed the jigs into thinking that racism is somehow bottled up into a stupid word and simply wish to avoid instances of frequent chimp-outs from the nigra help.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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I ain't gay alright.

[Justina Thyme]

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NODDY, ARE YOU HERE? ITS JUSTINA. LET'S TALK.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I ain't gay alright.

Well that's a relief. So many turn queer in jail. I'm glad to hear that you survived with your Manhood intact.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Brother Remy, you just remind me of some of the bucks I was sealed up with. It's a sore spot. I believe the Lord will rectify the situation in due time. I'm hoping you can forgive me until then. That nigra-camp was a hard time for me, but I ain't gay, OK?!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, you just remind me of some of the bucks I was sealed up with. It's a sore spot. I believe the Lord will rectify the situation in due time. I'm hoping you can forgive me until then. That nigra-camp was a hard time for me, but I ain't gay, OK?!

No. I don't remind you of any bucks. You must be mistaken. There is no way that God's Elect can remind you of Muhammed's elect. That's like saying that Jesus reminds you of Satan and I know you wouldn't intentionally post such a horrid thing.

Now I never said you were definitely queer, Mr. Cross. But many a man walk into prison with a confident stride and exit with switching hips or a limp. You must be a very strong minded man, Mr. Cross, to endure so much anal buggery by those Nation of Islam moon worshippers and not fall into Satan's libidinous lap of judge packing depravity.

That is good to hear, Mr. Cross. However, the Ex-Gay Ministry is always there if you needed it, not that you would, seeing that you remained heterosexual, but just for your information; not that you'd need it, but it's there just in case you need someone to talk to, which you wouldn't.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Now I never said you were definitely queer, Mr. Cross. But many a man walk into prison with a confident stride and exit with switching hips or a limp. You must be a very strong minded man, Mr. Cross, to endure so much anal buggery by those Nation of Islam moon worshippers and not fall into Satan's libidinous lap of judge packing depravity.

That is good to here, Mr. Cross. However, the Ex-Gay Ministry is always there if you needed it, not that you would seeing that you remained heterosexual, but just for your information; not that you'd need it, but it's there just in case you need someone to talk to, which you wouldn't.

Phew, I'm glad someone understands. And obviously, I don't need it. Because I ain't no damn homer, obviously. Everyone can clearly see that, as I've already surely stated, obviously. PRAISE!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Phew, I'm glad someone understands. And obviously, I don't need it. Because I ain't no damn homer, obviously. Everyone can clearly see that, as I've already surely stated, obviously. PRAISE!

Well, you are still going to have to receive a battery of tests to find out if you caught any nigra diseases. We can't have Sister Roberta being courted by a man whose tallywhacker is as dangerous as a shared needle in a Detroit crack house. Let us know how the AIDS test goes.

We'll need to know the facility you get tested at so that we can verify the results.