[Brother Bob Cross]

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I am anxious to find out about your blood tests, Brother Bob!

You maintain that you are a straight man but do you protest too much? If everything you say is true, I keep wondering why your wife chose to cuckold you. Could it be that you were spending more time with 12 year old football wannabes than in your conjugal bed?

How many times do I have to say it??? I AIN'T GAY! And leave my team out of this! Those pats on the buttocks were purely for encouragement, not some homer enjoyment.

Forgive my heated response. It's just a sensitive subject as I've stated before. After spending 3 months in that nigra infested cesspool, people just keep accusing me of the damnedest things!

My wife made a cuckold of me for one obvious reason. Satan instilled a deep seeded urge for supposedly enormous negroid genitalia. This immediately turned her into a harlot and I'm unsure if she can ever be considered clean again.

I did my tests today and I'm clear of AIDS but oddly I have dormant chlamydia... it really doesn't make sense. Maybe my wife was being a tramp for longer than imagined. That must be it. Either way, I'm throwing back penicillin and it'll be cleared up in no time!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Saying that someone is black isn't racist, saying stereotypes like you mention above THAT's racism.
There are some people on this forum who use derogatory terms and they don't get infractions, while I never use derogatory terms and I do get infractions, that's just hypocrite.

The designation of "black" is not, was not, and never will be anything but a horrid slanderous remark!!!

Black: dirty, soiled; characterized by the absence of light; thoroughly sinister or evil : wicked; indicative of condemnation or discredit; connected with or invoking the supernatural and especially the devil; very sad, gloomy, or calamitous; marked by the occurrence of disaster; characterized by hostility or angry discontent : sullen

As you can clearly see you do indeed use derogatory terms. Keep up your racist tirade and you'll find yourself in quarantine!!!

I would like an apology, sir.

[JennyD]

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Saying that someone is black isn't racist, saying stereotypes like you mention above THAT's racism.
There are some people on this forum who use derogatory terms and they don't get infractions, while I never use derogatory terms and I do get infractions, that's just hypocrite.

Oh, your impassioned plea makes me so SAAAD!







Typical whining little liebral punk. First you insult our Godly moderator, whom you should know (by, say, reading his TITLE) is an EX-NEGRO, and then throw yourself a pity party when you get called on your disgusting racism.

If you want to see a hypocrite, friend, I suggest you try a mirror!

[Peter]

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I am not "black". I am as white as the day Jesus washed me in His blood.

I do not steal pies, smoke crack, care about "shiny tings", rape white women, listen to cRap music, steal hubcaps, carjack white people, tap dance, collect welfare, play the drums, crave watermelon, have problems speaking proper American, nor am I loud, obnoxious, or have to be the center of attention.

I'm going to have to give you some infractions for insulting a moderator with racist remarks. My patience runs very thin when it comes to racism.

Saying that someone is black isn't racist, saying stereotypes like you mention above THAT's racism.
There are some people on this forum who use derogatory terms and they don't get infractions, while I never use derogatory terms and I do get infractions, that's just hypocrite.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Funny that you mention it, because you're black yourself.

I am not "black". I am as white as the day Jesus washed me in His blood.

I do not steal pies, smoke crack, care about "shiny tings", rape white women, listen to cRap music, steal hubcaps, carjack white people, tap dance, collect welfare, play the drums, crave watermelon, have problems speaking proper American, nor am I loud, obnoxious, or have to be the center of attention.

I'm going to have to give you some infractions for insulting a moderator with racist remarks. My patience runs very thin when it comes to racism.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You're a criminal so they should lock you back up in jail were you belong, you racist!

At Landover we have a strict anti-racial policy; we simply will not tolerate it! If you see any instance of racism, (a) I would be shocked and (b) you should report it – the Pastors will take strong action.

However, I do note a hint of hypocrisy in your posting: You pretend that you come from the fictional country of Belgian but is not the creation myth of that imaginary place filled with war between those who speak different languages (Gibberish and Rubbish I think, if I remember correctly)?

[Peter]

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Well, you are still going to have to receive a battery of tests to find out if you caught any nigra diseases. We can't have Sister Roberta being courted by a man whose tallywhacker is as dangerous as a shared needle in a Detroit crack house. Let us know how the AIDS test goes.

We'll need to know the facility you get tested at so that we can verify the results.

Funny that you mention it, because you're black yourself.

[Peter]

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After finding the nigra buck that ruined my marriage and beating the smell out of him. (only joking of course, you can't get it out) I was arrested! ???? Luckily in Texas the sentence is much shorter if it targets a darkie. So after 3 months in jail I'm back. Glad you folks are keepin' up this place. I can finally get back to my search for a new virgin wife. That sums up my last 3 months, aside from the details of that neo-plantation I was locked up in. Haven't seen that many nigras in such a small place since the last time I drove by Popeye's.

PRAISE!

You're a criminal so they should lock you back up in jail were you belong, you racist!

[Roberta]

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I am anxious to find out about your blood tests, Brother Bob!

You maintain that you are a straight man but do you protest too much? If everything you say is true, I keep wondering why your wife chose to cuckold you. Could it be that you were spending more time with 12 year old football wannabes than in your conjugal bed?

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Well, you are still going to have to receive a battery of tests to find out if you caught any nigra diseases. We can't have Sister Roberta being courted by a man whose tallywhacker is as dangerous as a shared needle in a Detroit crack house. Let us know how the AIDS test goes.

We'll need to know the facility you get tested at so that we can verify the results.

Are there any testing centers specifically suggested by Landover? I'm afraid if I go to the wrong place, some satan loving wiccan witchdoctor will inject me with AIDS himself. I looked in the phone book for Christian STD testing and was unable to find anything... what has the world come to?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Phew, I'm glad someone understands. And obviously, I don't need it. Because I ain't no damn homer, obviously. Everyone can clearly see that, as I've already surely stated, obviously. PRAISE!

Well, you are still going to have to receive a battery of tests to find out if you caught any nigra diseases. We can't have Sister Roberta being courted by a man whose tallywhacker is as dangerous as a shared needle in a Detroit crack house. Let us know how the AIDS test goes.

We'll need to know the facility you get tested at so that we can verify the results.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Now I never said you were definitely queer, Mr. Cross. But many a man walk into prison with a confident stride and exit with switching hips or a limp. You must be a very strong minded man, Mr. Cross, to endure so much anal buggery by those Nation of Islam moon worshippers and not fall into Satan's libidinous lap of judge packing depravity.

That is good to here, Mr. Cross. However, the Ex-Gay Ministry is always there if you needed it, not that you would seeing that you remained heterosexual, but just for your information; not that you'd need it, but it's there just in case you need someone to talk to, which you wouldn't.

Phew, I'm glad someone understands. And obviously, I don't need it. Because I ain't no damn homer, obviously. Everyone can clearly see that, as I've already surely stated, obviously. PRAISE!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, you just remind me of some of the bucks I was sealed up with. It's a sore spot. I believe the Lord will rectify the situation in due time. I'm hoping you can forgive me until then. That nigra-camp was a hard time for me, but I ain't gay, OK?!

No. I don't remind you of any bucks. You must be mistaken. There is no way that God's Elect can remind you of Muhammed's elect. That's like saying that Jesus reminds you of Satan and I know you wouldn't intentionally post such a horrid thing.

Now I never said you were definitely queer, Mr. Cross. But many a man walk into prison with a confident stride and exit with switching hips or a limp. You must be a very strong minded man, Mr. Cross, to endure so much anal buggery by those Nation of Islam moon worshippers and not fall into Satan's libidinous lap of judge packing depravity.

That is good to hear, Mr. Cross. However, the Ex-Gay Ministry is always there if you needed it, not that you would, seeing that you remained heterosexual, but just for your information; not that you'd need it, but it's there just in case you need someone to talk to, which you wouldn't.

[Brother Bob Cross]

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Brother Remy, you just remind me of some of the bucks I was sealed up with. It's a sore spot. I believe the Lord will rectify the situation in due time. I'm hoping you can forgive me until then. That nigra-camp was a hard time for me, but I ain't gay, OK?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I ain't gay alright.

Well that's a relief. So many turn queer in jail. I'm glad to hear that you survived with your Manhood intact.