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  • LaQrundrellia
    Forum Member, Repentant nigress
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2012
    • 214
    #1

    I will be your black friend...

    Brothers and sisters,

    If you are sick of the constant need to show that "you aren't racist," and then are ready to say "I have me a colored friend so I ain't racist," and then need to prove it, don't worry:

    I am a friend to all True Christians, so if you want to be my friend, I am here for you. And if any no good jigaboo tries to pull the race card out on you and you need a tar-colored face to reprove them, (since we can say stuff you all can't in this PC society), I will be there for you!

    I will be your friendly Christian Thomas Sowell, only without all them big words.

    Consider me your "Ace of Spades" which trumps any race card!


    Yours in His Eternal Love,

    LQ
    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063
      #2
      Re: I will be your black friend...

      Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
      Brothers and sisters,

      If you are sick of the constant need to show that "you aren't racist," and then are ready to say "I have me a colored friend so I ain't racist," and then need to prove it, don't worry:

      I am a friend to all True Christians, so if you want to be my friend, I am here for you. And if any no good jigaboo tries to pull the race card out on you and you need a tar-colored face to reprove them, (since we can say stuff you all can't in this PC society), I will be there for you!

      I will be your friendly Christian Thomas Sowell, only without all them big words.

      Consider me your "Ace of Spades" which trumps any race card!


      Yours in His Eternal Love,

      LQ
      Why not?

      A darkie as a friend would be a bit daring and something of a novelty.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Born Again Bob
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2318
          #3
          Re: I will be your black friend...

          Sorry, friend, that role is taken for lil' ol' babs...

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: I will be your black friend...

              Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
              Brothers and sisters,

              If you are sick of the constant need to show that "you aren't racist," and then are ready to say "I have me a colored friend so I ain't racist," and then need to prove it, don't worry:

              I am a friend to all True Christians, so if you want to be my friend, I am here for you. And if any no good jigaboo tries to pull the race card out on you and you need a tar-colored face to reprove them, (since we can say stuff you all can't in this PC society), I will be there for you!

              I will be your friendly Christian Thomas Sowell, only without all them big words.

              Consider me your "Ace of Spades" which trumps any race card!


              Yours in His Eternal Love,

              LQ
              Why thank you, LaQ!

              You're like a little Auntie Clarence Thomas. A Hormone Cain with self-restraint. Condoleeza Rice without the pro-abortionism.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Steve
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 227
                  #5
                  Re: I will be your black friend...

                  Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                  Brothers and sisters,

                  If you are sick of the constant need to show that "you aren't racist," and then are ready to say "I have me a colored friend so I ain't racist," and then need to prove it, don't worry:

                  I am a friend to all True Christians, so if you want to be my friend, I am here for you. And if any no good jigaboo tries to pull the race card out on you and you need a tar-colored face to reprove them, (since we can say stuff you all can't in this PC society), I will be there for you!

                  I will be your friendly Christian Thomas Sowell, only without all them big words.

                  Consider me your "Ace of Spades" which trumps any race card!


                  Yours in His Eternal Love,

                  LQ
                  I didn't understand most of that whatever-it-is you typed, but I'm in.

                  How do we become friends? Do I have to be incarcerated by 'the man'? Have babies with 17 different baby-mommas? Consider crack a vitamin? I'm not sure how this works.

                  Edit: It seems we already are friends. Clearly crack is not a vitamin.

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                    • myrnabaldwn
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 1
                      #6
                      Re: I will be your black friend...

                      For me its the same. My friends are many and I never care of their color so I can say I am not a racist. But not exactly sometimes I do behave bit differently also., although don't know why.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063
                          #7
                          Re: I will be your black friend...

                          Originally posted by myrnabaldwn View Post
                          For me its the same. My friends are many and I never care of their color so I can say I am not a racist. But not exactly sometimes I do behave bit differently also., although don't know why.
                          Well the curse of Ham makes it pretty clear that black folks are to be the servants of the servants of God. To a True Christian(tm) it's not racialism it's fact.

                          Read the Bible. It's all there in black and white.

                          YIC

                          P.S. have you introduced your self in the Introduction Forum? It's good forum etiquette.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457
                              #8
                              Re: I will be your black friend...

                              I have always felt it was plain wrong to befriend employees and any person/creature below you. As soon as you do, they are always expecting special treatment.

                              What kind of an employer would I be if I did not treat everyone the same? A racist, that is what and I am no racist!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: I will be your black friend...

                                  I had lunch with Alan Keyes once. It was a really weird experience. I mean, have you ever watched one eat?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29457
                                      #10
                                      Re: I will be your black friend...

                                      I did.

                                      I thought it was disgusting how they squeezed the banana's too hard and fruit oozed between their fingers. No decorum whatsoever.
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Sep 2011
                                          • 23775
                                          #11
                                          Re: I will be your black friend...

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          I had lunch with Alan Keyes once. It was a really weird experience. I mean, have you ever watched one eat?
                                          Did he look like this?


                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                            • Harold Law
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 136
                                              #12
                                              Re: I will be your black friend...

                                              Hello boy!

                                              I am in need of a colored to accompany me to Glenn Beck's restoring honor rally. My wife will be joining us so please no monkeyshines, and no Ooga-Booga mating rituals either, I have a derringer and WILL use it if necessary. Payment will be a bucket of Kennedy Fried Chicken and a forty ounce. Make sure to remind the Fox News cameras that Democrats used to support slavery, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican yadda yadda. Remember, this is NOT a rap concert, comport yourself properly.

                                              That is all, Harold Law
                                              Ephesians 5:22-24
                                              22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                                                • Nathan B. Forrest
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                  • 394
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I will be your black friend...

                                                  We need black-african friends?

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                                                    • Harold Law
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 136
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I will be your black friend...

                                                      Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                                                      We need black-african friends?
                                                      We need to be able to parade them around the media during tea party rallies. Sort of like a minstrel show, except this time we use a real Nigra.
                                                      Ephesians 5:22-24
                                                      22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                                                        • Thaddeus Allerton
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Dec 2012
                                                          • 73
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I will be your black friend...

                                                          I must admit, the idea of having a nigra "friend" is very intriguing. For whatever reason, I have been called a racist many, many times for reasons unclear to me. Having a nigra friend, especially a jovial, mammy type like LaOrundrellia may have many benefits.
                                                          Deuteronomy 23:1
                                                          Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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