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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: I will be your black friend...

    Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
    I must admit, the idea of having a nigra "friend" is very intriguing. For whatever reason, I have been called a racist many, many times for reasons unclear to me. Having a nigra friend, especially a jovial, mammy type like LaOrundrellia may have many benefits.
    They smell funny.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • LaQrundrellia
        Forum Member, Repentant nigress
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2012
        • 214
        #17
        Re: I will be your black friend...

        Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
        I must admit, the idea of having a nigra "friend" is very intriguing. For whatever reason, I have been called a racist many, many times for reasons unclear to me. Having a nigra friend, especially a jovial, mammy type like LaOrundrellia may have many benefits.
        Yup. Me hanging out with white folk make me a littel closer to being white like our Jesus and no one can call you a racis. You gets to say you has black friends.
        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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          • Thaddeus Allerton
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2012
            • 73
            #18
            Re: I will be your black friend...

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            They smell funny.
            That goes without say, Pastor. It's funny...whenever I go to the zoo I notice that the baboons sodomize one another and throw their poop around. I can only guess that the same goes on in a nigra government subsidized housing complex.

            Leviticus 18:23


            Neither shalt thou lie with any beast, to defile thy selfe therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie downe thereto: It is confusion.
            Deuteronomy 23:1
            Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #19
                Re: I will be your black friend...

                I already have a black friend. Isn't that enough?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808
                    #20
                    Re: I will be your black friend...

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I already have a black friend. Isn't that enough?
                    I generally find that having both a male and a female nigra 'friend', takes the wind out of those cussed lieberals. I believe that godless magicians call this a good "convincer".

                    YBIC

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                      • Matthew Hopkins
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 808
                        #21
                        Re: I will be your black friend...

                        Mind you, I'm not sure how I'd feel if one of them 'unfriended' me. Imagine the humiliation!

                        YBIC

                        Why, I've just been unfriended by that negress harlot! I hope that was a computer error, LaQrundrellia. Nobody unfriends Matthew Hopkins. Nobody of color, that is.
                        Last edited by Matthew Hopkins; 12-18-2012, 12:27 AM. Reason: Unfriended by that faithless negress

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                          • LaQrundrellia
                            Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 214
                            #22
                            Re: I will be your black friend...

                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                            Why, I've just been unfriended by that negress harlot! I hope that was a computer error, LaQrundrellia. Nobody unfriends Matthew Hopkins. Nobody of color, that is.
                            That didn't never happen! I never unfriended no True Christian(tm). I may have gotten rid of unsaved trash, but not you, sir.
                            http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                              • Matthew Hopkins
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 808
                                #23
                                Re: I will be your black friend...

                                Well, something has 'happened', make no mistake. You are no longer on my friends list: that must be your fault.

                                I was prepared to be a white friend to you, but now I just feel saddened and let down.

                                YBIC

                                You better refriend me quick smarts, woman.

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                                  • dr wayne kerr
                                    Forum Member
                                     
                                    • Dec 2012
                                    • 95
                                    #24
                                    Re: I will be your black friend...

                                    “If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you. Black be gone! Praise white Jesus!”
                                    Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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                                      • Matthew Hopkins
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Oct 2012
                                        • 808
                                        #25
                                        Re: I will be your black friend...

                                        Praise Him, but it's a miracle! It seems LaQrundrellia and I are 'friends' after all.

                                        I'm guessing some of my whites may rub off on that dear lady: just DON'T get too close...

                                        YBIC

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