[Old Iron Crotch]

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UGH!!! Did I not just tell you that you will never EEEEEEEVER get to have me in your meaty libidinous grasp. I'm not some limp wristed faggot like your husband. You try any of that clitoral sodomy crap with me and I'll nail you hard and lay you out flat on your back, Missy!!! My left hook, right jab combination is nothing to mess with and I have no problem hitting an unruly woman. Your cheeks will be red and soar for days after I'm done with you, harlot!!! So you better think twice before you try that lezbean mess on a real man!!!

Hey, I just didn't want you to get a friction burn on your palm...or anywhere else.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I sure hope Husband without Joy http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=5443 doesn't wander in here and see what his slut of a wife is up to.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I sure hope Husband without Joy http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=5443 doesn't wander in here and see what his slut of a wife is up to.

You're the one having late-night (cough) Bible studies and (cough , cough) prayer meetings with every male between the ages of 20 and 50.

[Nobar King]

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It's on!!

[SUV]

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Dear Sister Thumper, as you are Painfully aware, un$avED "women" chase anything in pants and maybe even more in Scotty-land.

I don't know how you handle it all, especially in Light of Pastor Ezekiel's Ewe-fully Pretty Eyes

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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You're the one having late-night (cough) Bible studies and (cough , cough) prayer meetings with every male between the ages of 20 and 50.

Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

At least I am praising the LORD and shouting OH GOD! and don't tarry, JESUS, I'm coming!!! Sometimes on my knees, sometimes not. But at least I am praising GOD and serving him.

You on the other hand are just another Hellbound Whore. Enjoy Hell

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

Like when he's busy with a bear?

At least I am praising the LORD and shouting OH GOD! and don't tarry, JESUS, I'm coming!!!

I don't doubt that you're shouting "Oh GOd! I'm coming." I doubt, however, that it has much to do with Jesus.

Sometimes on my knees, sometimes not. But at least I am praising GOD and serving him.

Servicing on your knees is more like it.



You on the other hand are just another Hellbound Whore. Enjoy Hell

Meet you there, sister.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hey, I just didn't want you to get a friction burn on your palm...or anywhere else.

I won't be brushing against that red bushy unshaven mass of satans tangle weed you have enveloping your filthy cooter, chest, and armpits so there will be no chance of me getting friction burns, stratches, rashes, or puncture wounds!!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, WOMAN!!! I DON'T WANT YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME!!!!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

At least I am praising the LORD and shouting OH GOD! and don't tarry, JESUS, I'm coming!!! Sometimes on my knees, sometimes not. But at least I am praising GOD and serving him.

You on the other hand are just another Hellbound Whore. Enjoy Hell

I can give testimony of how much dear sister BTB praises and glorifies the Lord in every one of our encounters, Hallelujah! Why, she gets so excited when we speak about the brim and fire shooting in top of Sodom and Gomorrah, or the quakes and shivers when the Walls of Jericho fell, that she cannot help but scream out to the Lord and all of his Might, Praise! And she's not the only one in her knees, you know, I also get down and bow before the might of God's creation from time to time...

[JennyD]

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

Like when he's busy with a Bear?
Meet you there, sister.

Indeed, Dances, our Godly Pastor Zeke does witness to Bears. He thinks those large and furry Homers are as much in need of a Close Encounter of the Christian Kind as scrawny little aerobicized Homers, or oversized Lesbionics.

Why do you discriminate against Homers with Beards and Bellies, Dances? Are you afraid of your own femininity?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Indeed, Dances, our Godly Pastor Zeke does witness to Bears. He thinks those large and furry Homers are as much in need of a Close Encounter of the Christian Kind as scrawny little aerobicized Homers, or oversized Lesbionics.

I've heard about Zeke's Close Encounters of the Bear Kind.

Why do you discriminate against Homers with Beards and Bellies, Dances? Are you afraid of your own femininity?

Discriminate? Me? Dear, I have friends of all races, creeds, sexual orientations, shapes and sizes, with and without facial hair.

[Nobar King]

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Someone cal GTMO and get this towelhead terrorist loving traitor out of here.

[Wide-Open]

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Someone cal GTMO and get this towelhead terrorist loving traitor out of here.

We've done that Brother, but they are afraid she'll bore the guards to sleep, which would be a Bad Idea(TM).

[Remy Lebeau]

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I can give testimony of how much dear sister BTB praises and glorifies the Lord in every one of our encounters, Hallelujah! Why, she gets so excited when we speak about the brim and fire shooting in top of Sodom and Gomorrah, or the quakes and shivers when the Walls of Jericho fell, that she cannot help but scream out to the Lord and all of his Might, Praise! And she's not the only one in her knees, you know, I also get down and bow before the might of God's creation from time to time...

Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich. One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli. It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We all know what she's filled with.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich.

No doubt there is at least one other sister there with dick inside her as well.

One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli.

Or on the corner for an extra twenty.

It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

No. Non. Nyet. Nein. No way Jose. Never.