I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

There is NO trouble in paradise. (just some pesky little unsaved trash ho who is desperately trying to lure my precious Zeke into her whorish web of depravity)


Zeke and I are still blissfully happy. In fact, here is my tribute to him.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Wide-Open]

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Sister BTB, I hope you don't mind that I'm staying out of this one. These last few days have been crazy.

That infraction really hurt me, and I'm not sure I deserved it, but so be it. I may only know part of the story, so please give me a break.

I hope you two will soon get married so we can leave this dreadful episode - which leaves a bitter taste in my mouth - behind us.

Let me know if you'd reconsider me being persona non grata at your wedding.

Yours In Christ,

Wide-Open

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Sister BTB, I hope you don't mind that I'm staying out of this one. These last few days have been crazy.

That infraction really hurt me, and I'm not sure I deserved it, but so be it. I may only know part of the story, so please give me a break.

I hope you two will soon get married so we can leave this dreadful episode - which leaves a bitter taste in my mouth - behind us.

Let me know if you'd reconsider me being persona non grata at your wedding.

Yours In Christ,

Wide-Open

I must have missed something interesting. I really only get to skim these Godly forums after a long day of exorcisms and other anti-satanic work.

I would be glad to provide assistance in this dilemma brother. Is there a link to this situation that you speak off?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

There is NO trouble in paradise. (just some pesky little unsaved trash ho who is desperately trying to lure my precious Zeke into her whorish web of depravity)


Zeke and I are still blissfully happy. In fact, here is my tribute to him.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Sister, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. The slut in question is an aussie after all that is no doubt part abo; the result of typical australien drunkeness and neanderthal rape.

Probable appearance of said whore:



Again, you have nothing to worry about. I'll come over tonight and we can pray on it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

There is NO trouble in paradise. (just some pesky little unsaved trash ho who is desperately trying to lure my precious Zeke into her whorish web of depravity)


Zeke and I are still blissfully happy. In fact, here is my tribute to him.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Denial - a river in Egypt, a flood in Freehold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Denial - a river in Egypt, a flood in Freehold.

Are you attempting to put a muslim curse on us, witch?




Well, I can't find a video of the song that I'd like to express myself with, but I've got the lyrics practically memorized. I think this Hank Thompson song says it all. I hope a certain someone out there will read this and sing along with me, taking every word to heart. From me to you my sweet.

SQUAWS ALONG THE YUKON

Who lives along the Yukon far away
Where the Northern Lights they shine she rubs her nose to mine
She cuddles close and I can hear her say

(chorus)
Ooga ooga mooska which means that I love you
If you'll be my baby I'll ooga ooga mooska you
Then I take her hand in mine and set her on my knee
The squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me

She makes her underwear from hides of grizzly bear
And bathes in ice cold water every day
Her skin I love to touch but I just can't touch it much
Because her fur lined parka's in the way

(chorus)
Ooga ooga mooska which means that I love you
If you'll be my baby I'll ooga ooga mooska you
Then I take her hand in mine and set her on my knee
The squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me

She has the Air Corps down the Sourdoughs hang around
Chechakos try to date her night and day
With a landing gear that's fine and a fuselage divine
And a smile that you can see a mile away

(chorus)
Ooga ooga mooska which means that I love you
If you'll be my baby I'll ooga ooga mooska you
Then I take her hand in mine and set her on my knee
The squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me

Carry me back to old Alaska
The squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me

[Remy Lebeau]

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Denial - a river in Egypt, a flood in Freehold.

Why do you want to see them unhappy? I though you danced with joy? It is obvious to any and everyone that your clitoris is hard-on for Pastor Zeke.

Bobby Joe doesn't want you!!! I don't want you!!! Deaner doesn't want you!!! Brother Hatcher doesn't want you!!! Zeke doesn't want you!!! Get over us!!! There will be so two, three, four, five, or six-some!!!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR SEX CRAVED PERVERTED MIND, WENCH!!!! NO TRUE CHRISTIAN MAN WILL EVER WANT A DISGUSTING TREE HUMPING, OVERGROWN CLITORIS HAVING, MAN-HATING WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Why do you want to see them unhappy? I though you danced with joy? It is obvious to any and everyone that your clitoris is hard-on for Pastor Zeke.


I don't wish to see them unhappy - that's why I wish that Zeke would quit leading her on, and that she would get a clue.

Bobby Joe doesn't want you!!! I don't want you!!! Deaner doesn't want you!!! Brother Hatcher doesn't want you!!! Zeke doesn't want you!!! Get over us!!! There will be so two, three, four, five, or six-some!!!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR SEX CRAVED PERVERTED MIND, WENCH!!!! NO TRUE CHRISTIAN MAN WILL EVER WANT A DISGUSTING TREE HUMPING, OVERGROWN CLITORIS HAVING, MAN-HATING WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!

Nor do I want any of you - the thought of it makes me nauseous.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Nor do I want any of you - the thought of it makes me nauseous.

So you do think about it? WHORE!!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So you do think about it? WHORE!!!!

I think about it when I need an emetic - it's cheaper and works faster than ipecac.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I think about it when I need an emetic - it's cheaper and works faster than ipecac.

I do not want to go into the particulars of your perverted sex life and your DISGUSTING vomit fetish!!!! You're a DIRTY, DIRTY, FILTHY WHORE!!! YOU ARE SOOOO NASTY, YOU LITTLE DIRTY MINX, YOU!!! YOU'RE A BAD GIRL!! A BAD BAD GIRL!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I do not want to go into the particulars of your perverted sex life and your DISGUSTING vomit fetish!!!! You're a DIRTY, DIRTY, FILTHY WHORE!!! YOU ARE SOOOO NASTY, YOU LITTLE DIRTY MINX, YOU!!! YOU'RE A BAD GIRL!! A BAD BAD GIRL!!!

Down boy - you're getting just a little too excited there. You're going to hurt yourself.

[Wide-Open]

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Down boy - you're getting just a little tooexcited there. You're going to hurt yourself.

Please stop talking about your toe fetish. NOW!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Please stop talking about your toe fetish. NOW!

Just because YOU keep stealing my shoes doesn't mean that I have a toe fetish!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Down boy - you're getting just a little too excited there. You're going to hurt yourself.

UGH!!! Did I not just tell you that you will never EEEEEEEVER get to have me in your meaty libidinous grasp. I'm not some limp wristed faggot like your husband. You try any of that clitoral sodomy crap with me and I'll nail you hard and lay you out flat on your back, Missy!!! My left hook, right jab combination is nothing to mess with and I have no problem hitting an unruly woman. Your cheeks will be red and soar for days after I'm done with you, harlot!!! So you better think twice before you try that lezbean mess on a real man!!!