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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #16
    Re: CHILIBUMBA!

    another reason to eat venison:

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/11/14/...ash/index.html

    NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Drivers smashing into deer on U.S. roads is an increasing, costly and dangerous problem, according to an insurance survey released Tuesday.
    Deer-related car crashes, including wrecks involving elk and moose, are up almost six percent compared to last year's deer season, according to the report by State Farm Insurance.
    Deer collisions become more frequent during fall and winter due to deer migration and mating season, which typically occur from October through December.
    About 1.5 million deer-vehicle collisions happen each year in the United States, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Those accidents cause about 150 deaths and $1.1 billion in property damage annually, according to NHTSA.
    State Farm policy holders were involved in 192,877 deer-related collisions this year versus 182,458 last year. The average property damage cost was $2,800, $300 more than last year, State Farm said.
    Increasing deer populations and the encroachment of urban sprawl into the deer's natural habitat have added to the risk, according to State Farm.
    State Farm advises motorists to be aware of "Deer crossing" signs. Drivers should also use high-beam headlights as much as possible and be aware that deer tend to travel in packs. Where there is one, more are probably close behind.
    "Deer whistles," devices that attach to the vehicles' front bumpers, have been shown to be ineffective, State Farm said.
    Some states have far more deer collisions than others. According to State Farm's claim statistics, the 10 states with the most deer crashes between June 1, 2005 and June 30, 2006 account for more than half of all such claims.
    1. Pennsylvania
    2. Michigan
    3. Illinois
    4. Ohio
    5. Georgia
    6. Virginia
    7. Minnesota
    8. Texas
    9. Indiana
    10. South Carolina
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: CHILIBUMBA!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      She must mean 'Chupacabra'.
      I should certainly hope not! There'll be no sucking of goats on my watch, that's for sure!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #18
        Re: CHILIBUMBA!

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        another reason to eat venison:

        http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/11/14/...ash/index.html

        NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Drivers smashing into deer on U.S. roads is an increasing, costly and dangerous problem, according to an insurance survey released Tuesday.
        Deer-related car crashes, including wrecks involving elk and moose, are up almost six percent compared to last year's deer season, according to the report by State Farm Insurance.
        Deer collisions become more frequent during fall and winter due to deer migration and mating season, which typically occur from October through December.
        About 1.5 million deer-vehicle collisions happen each year in the United States, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Those accidents cause about 150 deaths and $1.1 billion in property damage annually, according to NHTSA.
        State Farm policy holders were involved in 192,877 deer-related collisions this year versus 182,458 last year. The average property damage cost was $2,800, $300 more than last year, State Farm said.
        Increasing deer populations and the encroachment of urban sprawl into the deer's natural habitat have added to the risk, according to State Farm.
        State Farm advises motorists to be aware of "Deer crossing" signs. Drivers should also use high-beam headlights as much as possible and be aware that deer tend to travel in packs. Where there is one, more are probably close behind.
        "Deer whistles," devices that attach to the vehicles' front bumpers, have been shown to be ineffective, State Farm said.
        Some states have far more deer collisions than others. According to State Farm's claim statistics, the 10 states with the most deer crashes between June 1, 2005 and June 30, 2006 account for more than half of all such claims.
        1. Pennsylvania
        2. Michigan
        3. Illinois
        4. Ohio
        5. Georgia
        6. Virginia
        7. Minnesota
        8. Texas
        9. Indiana
        10. South Carolina
        Those are good points, but they don't erase the fact that vension has that 'gamey' taste.
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: CHILIBUMBA!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Those are good points, but they don't erase the fact that vension has that 'gamey' taste.
          That is what God invented red wine for...NOT for degenerate mary-worshipers to pretend they are drinking the actual blood of Jesus.

          It's called "marination". Didn't your unsaved feminazi mother teach you anything about the kitchen work God assigned you?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: CHILIBUMBA!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That is what God invented red wine for...NOT for degenerate mary-worshipers to pretend they are drinking the actual blood of Jesus.
            Wine can only disguise the aftertaste, not the taste!

            It's called "marination". Didn't your unsaved feminazi mother teach you anything about the kitchen work God assigned you?
            Actually, my 'unsaved feminazi mother' as you refer to her, did teach me about marination. However, I see no point in pumping the meat so full of a foreign flavor that it no longer tastes like the meat it's supposed to be! If I want something sweet I'll have something sweet. Meat is supposed to taste like meat, savory! You can't get better than the original meat taste. Sauce is meant to enhance, not to disguise.
            Honestly, you christians have some weird ideas about meat.
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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: CHILIBUMBA!

              "Chupacabra Chimichangas" - CHILIBUMBA!!!!!



              Even that green Gravy looks darned Good - maybe it's because it's CHRISTMASTIME!!!

              "I like the enchiladas/the mashed potatoes too/I even like the chicken when the sauce is not too blue" - Z.Z. Top, TV Dinners

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