Christian Venting Tales.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

I am intrested in hearing people's everyday irritance with the heathen world, because I have a nasty that that makes my blood boil:


It all happened yesterday, I was sitting on a park bench reading a very intresting Christian newletter. After that good read I felt overcome by God's gift of warmth from the sun and soon I was sleeping faster than Grandma on a sunday afternoon.

Suddenly I hear a shrilling cackle and I wake up to discover an elderly niggra hag run off with my reading glasses. Oviously she hadn't the welfare check to afford her own. Needless to say, untill I receive a new pair from my eye doctor, I will be making awful sphellling arrers!

A very irritated and far-sighted Mr. Green

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Christian Venting Tales.

Pot-Luck Venting:

1. Heathens will use carrot peelings as the main ingredient to a dish called Carrot Rasin Salad. Carrot peelings belong in the kitchen trash can! And NO, I don't care if you put crushed pineapple in it (you know who you are), it still belongs in a hog trough. If anybody plans to bring Carrot Rasin Salad to our Thanksgiving potluck, don't bother to put it in a Tupperware bowl, because it's going right out to the dumpster!

2. Heathens will return to the food table with a used plate (I shudder!) and might even use a licked-clean utensil to serve themselves with. Also, many of these folks will make a big display of adding large quantities of salt and pepper to a dish that was prepared by one of the ladies of Landover as if her cooking isn't good enough.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Christian Venting Tales.

Oh, that's nothing! I once saw someone dip a frito into the onion dip, take a bite and dip the same chip again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Venting Tales.

Oh, that's nothing! I once saw someone dip a frito into the onion dip, take a bite and dip the same chip again.

Pastor Pistle, you beat me to it again. I just hate those double-dippers.