Groundhog Day: how to prepare groundhogs for dinner

[Russell Holbeck]

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I have a colored girl that works for me because my wife died and I had an accident it is a long story. A few days ago she asked me what Groundhog Day was for and I told her it was a day that Americans cook groundhogs and pray that Winter is over soon.

This is not true because I was making a joke. For one thing we live in Florida and second we do not have a Winter and third we do not have groundhogs and fourth I do not think groundhogs are actually pigs.

She is very crafty and located a groundhog somewhere and she gutted it and skinned it and cut off the head and feet and tail and when she was done it looked like a very large rabbit.

I told her to tell me how she is going to cook it and she said:

1. I will heat the oven to 350.

2. I will sprinkle salt and pepper over the carcass.

3. I will squirt some ketchup on it.

4. Do not open the oven.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. A long time ago I was in a country called Viet Nam and I walked by a butcher when I was on patrol and there was a dog on a hook.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Groundhog Day: how to prepare groundhogs for dinner

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I have a colored girl that works for me because my wife died and I had an accident it is a long story. A few days ago she asked me what Groundhog Day was for and I told her it was a day that Americans cook groundhogs and pray that Winter is over soon.

This is not true because I was making a joke. For one thing we live in Florida and second we do not have a Winter and third we do not have groundhogs and fourth I do not think groundhogs are actually pigs.

She is very crafty and located a groundhog somewhere and she gutted it and skinned it and cut off the head and feet and tail and when she was done it looked like a very large rabbit.

I told her to tell me how she is going to cook it and she said:

1. I will heat the oven to 350.

2. I will sprinkle salt and pepper over the carcass.

3. I will squirt some ketchup on it.

4. Do not open the oven.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. A long time ago I was in a country called Viet Nam and I walked by a butcher when I was on patrol and there was a dog on a hook.

That's good information Rusty! It will come in very useful when Obama takes away people's right to work for a living and their guns. No doubt this Islamofascist ploy to weaken the US in preparation for Iran or China or some one like them to take over the means of production from the Godly wealth creators is part of the so called 'master plan'.

It seems as if details are pretty scarce but we can't ignore the signs and practical details about how to survive in Obama's coming Islamopocalyps are definitly the order of the day in today's world of tomorrow.

Good for you, Rusty. Keep on truckin'.

YIC