My new song: Jesus doesn't love all children in the world

[Bjorn Jensen]

This is a new lovely song of mine, intended for children and families, a modified version of an old vile fluffy bunny "Christian" song

Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Muslims, Mormons, Hindoos, Joos
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world

Whether you're True Christian™ or not
It matters alot to Him
He remembers what you do
So watch out and do not sin or He will send you straight to Hell

Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Buddhist, Catholics, Presbyterians and Lutherans
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world

If your religion is the wrong one
You should forgive Him and repent
He knows what you think and dream, so watch out and do not sin
And we should dash the little ones against the stones!

Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Jehovah Witless, Pentecosts, Amnish and Sikhs
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world

All around the world tonight
Only His True Christian™ children rest assured
That He will watch and He will keep us
And send all the other children straight to Hell!

Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Orthodoxes, Swedenborgians, Satanists and 7th Day Adventists
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: My new song: Jesus doesn't love all children in the world

I don't want to over post this thing...but I don't think my last one stuck. This is a very dangerous video that I found on youtube. What with Landover's website currently under seige by foreigners like those two Mexican Jezabels, Jabali and Javiera--people do need to wake up and realize that if you aren't willing to change your ways then don't expect any favors from God! He does not love sin, and a Holy God can not and will not co-exist with sin. Guess, who's going to lose when the two collide.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: My new song: Jesus doesn't love all children in the world

I assume it's sung to the same tune?

Talk to the pastors! This should be included in next Sunday School!