[Tervie]

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The DOF has also sent a description of you, but no photo. But they make it plain that a photo of you would frighten most children and the frail.

Frail and the kiddies, eh? Well, not a bad start to my mission in life, but still work to do. You should see my attepts at stage makeup when I'm performing - now that is hideous

[Glendora Christianson]

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Cheeky little somebody, isn't she, Brother Enobarbus?:



That's okay. I am confident that, no matter where in the world she lives, Mrs. Betty Bowers is going to get her for wearing green and yellow together.

Sweet Baby Jesus, Sister Sue! I'm sure glad that isn't a scratch n sniff picture.

[SUV]

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Cheeky little somebody, isn't she, Brother Enobarbus?:



That's okay. I am confident that, no matter where in the world she lives, Mrs. Betty Bowers is going to get her for wearing green and yellow together.

[Enobarbus]

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Brother, I must rebuke you for suggesting that something like that should be eaten by a righteous person! It reeks of homerism!

Pastor indeed it does, you are absolutely right. I can't think what came over me. Perhaps it was that I was struggling to think of some snack that would be within the incompetent false Christian Pervie's ability to prepare. In reality, Pastor, I never eat cheese and pineapple toasted sandwiches -- why, there is something almost French about them. A beer and steak and eggs is my normal snack. Mind you, one has to be careful accepting meat from Australians, unless you are partial to Roo-burgher or Croc steak.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.

Brother, I must rebuke you for suggesting that something like that should be eaten by a righteous person! It reeks of homerism!

[Brother Temperance]

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*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

And hellcat calls us violent? Has she seen the hateful murderousness of this antichristian bigot?

[Enobarbus]

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you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...

Your classmates told us that you were spectacularly and hideously ugly and you yourself said many would think that the rear end of a horse was more appealing than your face.

The DOF has also sent a description of you, but no photo. But they make it plain that a photo of you would frighten most children and the frail.

[Tervie]

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you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...

[Enobarbus]

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*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

So you would, given half a chance, poison us. I believe you. Are you still here? I have been off for a late night snack at Le Cafe and back, since you wouldn't do you duty and get me the beer here. The waitresses down there are better looking than you anyway.

[Tervie]

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*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

[Student of Landover]

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*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so

Finally, she's learning her place! Now Perv, how come you don't act so submissive around me? Just so you know, the Pastor's taken, and while he is allowed to have more than one wife, Sister Talitha would fight you for him, I'm sure.

[Tervie]

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*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

Anything else you might need?

Fool! Do you take us for mary-worshipping catlickers? Where in the Holy Bible is this "vampire water" mentioned?

[Tervie]

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do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

Anything else you might need?

[Enobarbus]

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Cheerleading? Now that is a sport that shouldn't be allowed to exist - on that page there is a link to a swimsuit calander, not to mention American teens spilling out of little more then underwear as they leap about and stand on each other's shoulders. If anything is an orgy waiting to happen, it's cheerleading, which is just an excuse for males to ogle all the mixed up women who believe all they can do with themselves is look pretty and make up rhymes for a football team.

Personally, I think God meant more for half the world's population then to breed children for the future.

Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.