Skinny Wednesdays!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Salutations fellow Landoverians!


Be sure to attend and watch Pat Robinson's Skinny Wednesdays!


Afterall, the Lord does NOT want to be worshipped by lard!


So put on your favourite jogging suit and lift those knees! (Or you will really feel the burn! )

http://www.cbn.com/700club/features/skinnywed/

[Justina Thyme]

I do humbly beg your pardon and please correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the "I can bench-press the weight of three gorillas" or some such nonsense fellow? Because my Lord Jesus help me if I ever do anything that man recommends, even if it were to give me the sweetest set of legs and butt this side of the Mississippi River. He and his DEMON-RIDDLED cohorts all but give physical exercise a bad name. Which brings me to say, I get all the workouts I need from exorcising the DEMONS out of poor folk who listen and take to heart his god-forsaken message of avarice and greed!