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AVERT THINE EYES, OH LADIES OF LANDOVER! THIS IS NOT GOOD!
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You just know those hussies will pay the price for their harlotry when some Danish Viking plows his car into them because he took his eyes off the road.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Thankfully winter is homing and I hope those harlots mellons will become popsicles and they will die of hypothermia, just as GOD intended.
In the meantime, I must go wash out my sinned eyes with some Visine and a couple of prayers of forgiveness.Comment
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I do believe we men should go over there and witness to these harlots ourselves! They must be taught that the only bosom to be publicly displayed is one being opened to receive the golden love of Jesus!!Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostComment
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That whole nation is a refuge for HARLOTS! The whole of Denmark is DAMNED by the LORD! Just like that country called Holland that likes to create DEMONS by changing men into women and welcoming HOMERSEXUALS with open arms!! SODOM AND GOMORRAH BORN AGAIN! That's what those two nations are today!!
Denmark is a SNAKE PIT OF SIN!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
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No argument there. The national symbol of Denmark is a bronze statue of a bare-breasted demigodess called "the Little Mermaid".Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
What part of "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods" don't they understand?
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)Comment
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Scandinavia is a wonderful place to travel.The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Geeze, tommy, don't you ever GET IT?! GOD!!!Originally posted by tommy View Post
Also: It is NOT a "wonderful place to travel!"
Cheap Danes! I'm still waiting to collect my Pay for a little...work...I did over there last Summer!Comment
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It's a place...or would you prefer A wonderful area, peninsula..to travel?Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
I'm not talking about politics, laws, sinners. I'm talking about fyords, montains, geysiers(which are not on the peninsula)...The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Pastor! Look! He's talking about his P-thing Right here on our Godly board!!!Originally posted by tommy View Post
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Funny, I thought they had only Volvos there.Originally posted by tommy View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Listen you little twerp -- thou shalt not correct the ministers (and ministeresses) of God here on this, His Favorite MessageBoardOriginally posted by commie View Post!
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