Thankyou Landover Baptists

[ElderUK]

I came here to find out more about how you had outed Rev Green,
But while here, I was able to find an adorable frilled silk shirt, a wonderful Goth girl for the night, and learn Hebrew. All thanks to the incredibly open minded advertisements on your forums. I was amazed. I couldn't believe that god would allow such sinful adverts to exist.

[JennyD]

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I came here to find out more about how you had outed Rev Green,
But while here, I was able to find an adorable frilled silk shirt, a wonderful Goth girl for the night, and learn Hebrew. All thanks to the incredibly open minded advertisements on your forums. I was amazed. I couldn't believe that god would allow such sinful adverts to exist.

The Google ads work based upon the websites you have visited. We have no control over them.

Congratulations on your past history of browsing escort services, women's clothing, and the Jewweb. Enjoy Hell.

[Boring Jerry]

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If that was the case then there would be sites for buying knives on mine, but I only see Christian things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If that was the case then there would be sites for buying knives on mine, but I only see Christian things.

Maybe Jesus is trying to tell you something.

Stop being a snivelling emo queer who wants to cut himself, and find God instead.

Exodus 22:24 "And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless."

[ElderUK]

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But if God is all powerful, he could stop google.
Or is google more powerful than God?

Oh and BTW, I found God, and Jesus, and they both told me that the world is full of the truly false, trading under their names, using the multi-headed hydra of evil that is the internet to spread their filth.

God also told me that strange clothes are wrong, and that trousers are strange clothes. Men should wear robes to the floor as the bible shows. If a man wears strange clothes he is damned and nowhere does it say that trousers should be worn. Jesus didn't wear trousers, and King James didn't wear trousers. If you were truly followers of the word of God you would be only seen in robes and hose.

God told me to beware of people who wear suits and preach like god speaks to them, and make claims that he speak through them.

I think I'm probably a little old to be an Emo. As for snivelling, thank you for worrying about my health but I'm good. My physical wellbeing is linked to my spiritual wellbeing, and my acts of good to all men has kept in credit.

See you in heaven, I've be punching tickets so you better be paid up.

[JennyD]

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But if God is all powerful, he could stop google.
Or is google more powerful than God?

Free will, friend.

If God didn't allow you to see the things that tempt you, how could you prove your faith?

[Sister Noddy]

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God told me to beware of people who wear suits and preach like god speaks to them, and make claims that he speak through them ...

... see you in heaven, I've be punching tickets so you better be paid up ...

And GOD told US to beware of false preachers who call themselves ...

ELDERS!

... when they have no idea what a True Christian™ Church is all about, ticket boy!

[Sister Rebecca]

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God told me to beware of people who wear suits and preach like god speaks to them, and make claims that he speak through them.

So God told you to beware of yourself? GOD SPOKE to you to tell you to beware of people WHO THINK GOD SPEAKS TO THEM?????????????

Retard.
Get your stupid lies straight before coming here and trying to talk like you are edu-ma-cated.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think I'm probably a little old to be an Emo.

I think you are, too, so stop already. I wish my lawn were you, so it would cut itself.

[SUV]

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Hey, ElderlyUK:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ElderUK, are you a MORMON Elder?

I've heard many interesting things about Mormons. Maybe you'd like to discuss them with us?

[ElderUK]

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So God told you to beware of yourself? GOD SPOKE to you to tell you to beware of people WHO THINK GOD SPEAKS TO THEM?????????????

Retard.
Get your stupid lies straight before coming here and trying to talk like you are edu-ma-cated.

Only those wearing suits and issuing edicts to others.

[ElderUK]

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ElderUK, are you a MORMON Elder?

I've heard many interesting things about Mormons. Maybe you'd like to discuss them with us?

Oh dear me no. I tell them the same as the Jehovas witnesses.
I believe in God, but I don't believe in religion.

I believe in the works of Jesus, but not the hypocrisy of religion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh dear me no. I tell them the same as the Jehovas witnesses.
I believe in God, but I don't believe in religion.

I believe in the works of Jesus, but not the hypocrisy of religion.

How can you believe in God and still be a limp wristed whiney emo? The two are mutually exclusive.

[Brother Enoch]

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My physical wellbeing is linked to my spiritual wellbeing, and my acts of good to all men has kept in credit.

See you in heaven, I've be punching tickets so you better be paid up.

Works? You think your salvation is linked to works?

You CANNOT buy your way into Heaven! Almighty God does not work that way. You think like a Catholic.

The only way to enter Heaven is through God's Grace.

Submit absolutely to Christ and admit you are a hopeless sinner. It's the only way.

Otherwise you're toast, my unsaved friend.