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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    dr. House

    Over here the tv takes along time to get new shows. Everybody is taslking about Dr. House. It's an American show, but everybody speaks Czech and I can't understand it. Is it acceptable viewing for a Christian man?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: dr. House

    No. According to our television outrage files, House is an "atheist". That makes in unacceptable viewing for anyone.
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: dr. House

      I heard he lived with Mr. Bean.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: dr. House

        Does it show in HD? I think the ladies like him, even with the sound off, as long as the picture is good. Otherwise, who likes medical shows? YUK. I don't want anything reminding me of a hospital, unless it's nurse Nancy from the Landover clinic.

        I imagine there is a legion of bored aging women around sitting in their recliner chairs waiting each week for the Dr. to appear. Is that how you see yourself? I didn't think so.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Jesussaysslipnotsucks
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          • Jun 2008
          • 52

          #5
          Re: dr. House

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          I heard he lived with Mr. Bean.
          Shacked up, not lived with.
          Lived with seems so innocent, shacking up is vile.
          For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: dr. House

            Originally posted by slipknotfan View Post
            Shacked up, not lived with.
            Lived with seems so innocent, shacking up is vile.

            WHAT!!!!??!!!! Mr Bean is a flaming Homer?
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            • Jesussaysslipnotsucks
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              • Jun 2008
              • 52

              #7
              Re: dr. House

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              WHAT!!!!??!!!! Mr Bean is a flaming Homer?

              CAUTION- VILE PROOF could be offensive.

              play at your own risk
              For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: dr. House

                I haven't had a TV set for 8 years. Not very Christian of me, is it? Please don't tell Pastor

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                • Jesussaysslipnotsucks
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                  • Jun 2008
                  • 52

                  #9
                  Re: dr. House

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  I haven't had a TV set for 8 years. Not very Christian of me, is it? Please don't tell Pastor
                  TV is of the devil, Except fox news. That is fair and unbiased news casting at its best!
                  For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: dr. House

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                    No. According to our television outrage files, House is an "atheist". That makes in unacceptable viewing for anyone.
                    Not only has he not accepted JESUS as his savior, but the obnoxious and self-important Dr House is also an unruly, unshaven excuse for a doctor, nothing but ...

                    A CRIPPLE AND A DOPE FIEND!

                    What's the world coming to, Sister MM?
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: dr. House

                      Mr. bean is a Christ mocking fiend!
                      he's EVIL!
                      I once saw a video of him calling Jesus a party clown!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • StreetPreacherLew
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                        • Mar 2008
                        • 107

                        #12
                        Re: dr. House

                        I took it upon myself to do the thankless task of watching this unGodly garbage for research for True Christians everywhere.

                        House is indeed a cripple, which means he can't be allowed in Church or Lodge and he gobbles pills like they're Pez. In his depraved, drug-addled state of mind, he becomes a compulsive liar. He even lies to himself. He claims to be a godless Atheist, but he's always thinking about God and talking to God and even keeps score (House vs. God) in one episode so in reality he's one of those...whatchacallem's? Fagnostics.

                        He thinks that he can atone for his heineous sins by saving lives in a hospital when everyone knows that you can only atone by being washed in the sweet blood of Jesus! Glory? Amen!

                        I dunno bout him shacking up with that Bean fellow, but they were once on a different show together where House did play a flamboyant homersackshul. Show was called "Slackbladder" or some such nonsense. Mr. Bean played a revoltingly selfish and wicked bastard son of a whore who's favorite sin were lying, cheating and stealing...and buggering his manservant, Baldrick.

                        This one episode, Slackbladder even puts a flower in his hat and makes the ol' sign...you know. Doing 'favors' for sailors. In another, he falls in love with his boy slave, who turns out to be one of those Transformers. A bigger ankle-grabbing bender you'll never find.

                        So be warned, True Christian brothers and sisters! Anything with those Unsaved reprobates, Mr. Bean or House in it is bound to be your ticket straight to Hell. If you accidentally view this trash, make sure to pray to Jesus for forgiveness in the bathroom while you're washing your eyes out with soap!

                        Glory! Praise His Name!

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #13
                          Re: dr. House

                          I have the blackodour show! But it was in the trenchs of WW1 and it was about how inept the British were. I think it was a documentary about cowardice under fire.
                          Was that dr. House in that one too?
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Sister Noddy
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 1843

                            #14
                            Re: dr. House

                            Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post

                            So be warned, True Christian brothers and sisters! Anything with those Unsaved reprobates, Mr. Bean or House in it is bound to be your ticket straight to Hell. If you accidentally view this trash, make sure to pray to Jesus for forgiveness in the bathroom while you're washing your eyes out with soap!

                            Glory! Praise His Name!
                            Yooooou preach it, Preacher Lew! Praise!
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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