[Jesussaysslipnotsucks]

Re: Sending pm's and posting messages on user pages

Then I hope that you are going to tell us that you have your Godly Husband's permission to be here discussing the Glory of Christ.

If you're serious about finding Jesus, maybe you'd better make your own thread in the "introductions" section and tell us all about yourself. And tell the truth this time.

I dont have a Godly husband. I'm a single girl
I will make an introduction soon, thanks for the suggestion Pastor!

[Sister Noddy]

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Excellent! With your fixation on mammon you'd fit right in with us at the RCC! Come on over, we can set you up in Indulgences sales

Hey you, Avatar! Shame! You should not come into our

GODLY FORUMS!

and try to convert the weak and undecided unsaved to your mary-fondling beadfingering excuse for a religion!

Your pope is a MINION OF SATAN, and the SMOKE OF THE DEVIL has stunk up the place for centuries!

Wouldn't you rather have the sweet love of JESUS instead?

If you yourself don't want True Christian™ salvation, then at least have the decency to keep your dirty cathlicker hands off the other unsaved trash!

Because just maybe, one or two of them have a chance!

Seriously concerned, Sister Noddy

[Brother Enoch]

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Hey you, Avatar! Shame! You should not come into our

GODLY FORUMS!

and try to convert the weak and undecided unsaved to your mary-fondling beadfingering excuse for a religion!

I did not know that Talitha the supermod, whom I was trying to entice, was unsaved, weak and undecided. Excellent! I shall redouble my efforts!

[Sister Noddy]

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I did not know that Talitha the supermod, whom I was trying to entice, was unsaved, weak and undecided. Excellent! I shall redouble my efforts!

I was not referring to any specific post of yours to a GODLY PASTOR or SUPERMOD, Avy!

They can certainly hold their own with JESUS! Praise!

You wrote HAIL BENEDICT! to the forum in general in THIS POST!

Ha! Everybody here knows that you are nothing but a beadfinger!

[Brother Enoch]

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I was not referring to any specific post of yours to a GODLY PASTOR or SUPERMOD, Avy!

You wrote HAIL BENEDICT! to the forum in general in THIS POST!

Ha! Everybody here knows that you are nothing but a beadfinger!

Try to slither out of it, but you were pwned. You quoted my post to Talitha. Is laziness and inattention to detail the mark of a 'True Christian'.?

[Sister Noddy]

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Try to slither out of it, but you were pwned. You quoted my post to Talitha. Is laziness and inattention to detail the mark of a 'True Christian'.?

Oh go say your rosary, why don't you!

But take heed! Your prayers to your beads and your idols will fall on dead ears, and JESUS will never hear you!

Put these verses in your pipe and smoke em!

Isaiah 42:8 I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images ...

2nd Corinthians 11:13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ ...

2nd Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light ...

2nd Corinthians 11:15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works ...

Revelation 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues ...

Revelation 17:5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH ...

Repent, for in the end the LORD will say he never knew you!

[Brother Enoch]

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Oh go say your rosary, why don't you!

But take heed! Your prayers to your beads and your idols will fall on dead ears, and JESUS will never hear you!

Jesus can hear just fine. He didn't lose the ear, it was the roman soldier. Is that in your teensy abridged KJV? And He healed that soldiers ear. Jesus is all about hearing!

And, of course, if He tried to ignore, His momma would harangue Him on my behalf. I've sucked up to her but good!

[Brother Enoch]

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BTW, Sister Noddy, you occupy an honored place in my sig. The very first notch on my belt. Reserved solely for them what's been pwned.

(True Believers can appear more than once)

[Sister Noddy]

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BTW, Sister Noddy, you occupy an honored place in my sig. The very first notch on my belt. Reserved solely for them what's been pwned

So you say, Avy!

You should not be so concerned with me, a mere True Christian™ widow indeed, as with Jesus Christ our Lord, when the time comes near for you!

For it is written ...

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh ...

Shall we pray? Sister Noddy

[Brother Enoch]

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So you say, Avy!

You should not be so concerned with me, a mere True Christian™ widow indeed, as with Jesus Christ our Lord, when the time comes near for you!

For it is written ...

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh ...

Shall we pray? Sister Noddy

Tis unwise to continue sparring with me, at least right now. How embarrassing would it be to be the first two notches on my belt. Get a notch later and it's understandable, you all will. But who wants to be the first to jump off the cliff twice?

[VictoryOS]

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How embarrassing would it be to be the first two notches on my belt.

Nobody cares about your cheap leather belt you purchased at Walmart for $1.50.